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SUMMARY: You know the place where the treasure is buried, and I want it, and I am not beyond using the most unwholesome methods to extort the information from you. Blood play, threats, forced sexual acts, painful edging and stuff… Spoiler alert: around twenty third minute you talk. ;D

TIMESTAMPS: boot stroking: 7:50 , BJ: 11:35, PIV: 18:00

STORYTIME: So, half a million years ago /u/lorekeeper-herm posted a lovely ‘Spilling the Inkwell’ questionnaire at /r/GWAScriptGuild, that, i.a., contained the following question: ‘Which company/brand mascot (e.g. Mr. Clean, Miss Chiquita, Tony the Tiger, etc.) would you totally bump uglies with?’ Without even thinking I ‘shouted’: ‘CAPTAIN MORGAN!’ 8D /u/MagiSci teased me about it a bit, one thing led to another – and he wrote this awesome exclusive gender-bent Captain Morgan script for me, and naturally I was ecstatic to do it!

DISCLAIMER: The audio is not endorsed by Diageo, haha, and I don’t advocate drinking, here or anywhere. Personally, I don’t drink ^{cough anymore} , except for a glass of wine now and then with a nice dinner; however, when we discussed the script as a work in progress with /u/MagiSci, we wondered what using rum as a lubricant might feel like. :D So, I did some research of my own, and reported back to /u/MagiSci, and he suggested I’d incorporate this invaluable information in the audio, so rest assured that the effects I describe are authentic, except for the speaker being ‘soaked in rum over the years as it is’, LOL. I wouldn’t know how a heavy drinker would respond, so there’s that.

TRIGGERS AND WARNINGS (CONTAINS SPOILERS): Calling this a real torture might be an overkill, but the listener is subjected to stuff (bondage; an incision on his chest with rum poured over it; forced BJ, forced PIV, ruined orgasm; mild degradation: does ‘bilge rat’ and such count? :D). Also the speaker character mentions the future possibility of castration and strokes the listener with the blade of her knife, and then with her boot. Overall I’d say that it’s rather slightly menacing and sensual than cruel and nasty, so not really a big deal, and yet listener’s discretion is advised!

SFX CREDITS: SFX were in part recorded by me, and in part taken from the generous people at Freesound.org, who are so kind to share all this amazing stuff that they mark as public domain! THANK YOU!

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