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Look, I have a confession to make. It wasn’t just your power that drew me in here.
Certain thoughts and feelings are ‘louder’ than others, you see. Easy to pick up, hard to ignore, and the loudest feeling is... well... lust. Sex.
When it’s a bar full of horny singles looking to score, that’s bad enough, but with you in here...
Yeah, I heard you – from across the street, no less. Your tipsy, horny musings are practically pounding into my skull. Like sitting across the bar from a dozen jackhammers...
Fuck, even the word ‘jackhammer’ makes you think of fucking.
And thus I’m thinking of fucking.
...I’ve been thinking of fucking [for a while now, actually.]( http://pastebin.com/CeAucyfp)
Mea culpa for the horrible pun, I’m not good at titles. I’ll also apologise (?) for how vanilla this turned out – all consensual and heterosexual, with not even a Cigarette Smoking Man lurking in the background. The original idea was a lot weirder and rapier, but alas, this is not its day.
The standard EULA: please comment and give feedback, even unconstructive criticism is better than nothing! To anyone interested in a fill but not totally sold, change and rewrite whatever you want, or tell me to do it for you. Switchy schmitzy, I’m purely submissive when it comes to writing the things you’d like to read.
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