They say ‘record what you want to hear’, and I wanted to hear some ‘Twelfth Night’ fanfiction. XD

Please note that this is not a legit lesbian scene, but more of a male-centric gender- and orientation-fluid hatefuckoid fantasy hypno mess, actually. So, a stray male listener who chances upon this audio can insert himself here as Orsino and have all this fuss be about him.

The [rape] tag is there because, in spite of the fact that, according to canon, Olivia the listener is in love with Cesario the speaker and is quite willing, the scene is roughish and the listener is ‘made’ to say stuff.

My sincere apologies to the Bard (the first minute of the recording is a part of his famous ^{public domain hehe} monologue, of course), and the RSC, and everyone listening. XD

Public domain sound effects come from Freesound.org.

Viola makes one last attempt to persuade Olivia to reconsider Orsino’s proposal. 'I left no ring with her…'

P.S. The language is modern because it’s low fanfiction written for an erotic audio subreddit and I suck at Early Modern English, but wanted to play all the same, and just sticking ‘methinks’ and ‘thou’ in every other line is lame. XD

Many thanks to /u/soulshocked for helping me with making the script less embarrassing! If it wasn’t for him, the script still would have the fucking brilliant line referring to Viola as to ‘a sad third wheel to their splendid chariot’ (OK, I may have written that tongue in cheek, but I thought I would be able to get away with it!.. Nope.). I still lament it in my heart, but /u/soulshocked had spoken and it had to go, along with some other stuff. :D So, many thanks to /u/soulshocked for beta-reading -- and /u/imminentgale for beta-listening (he helped me catch some serious bugs).

Also I hereby make the script offer (about 1300 words), because I hope to listen to it recorded one day by a person with better English and a better mic. XD Suitable for ladies AND young men (the latter would be historically correct, but if they were capable of recording it in appropriate voice, they would probably be too young to be posting here, so… whatever.) Then again, Viola was from Messaline and cannot be expected to speak pure English anyway, so, my dear perfectionism, shut the fuck up.

EDIT: Formatting.