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In which the government tries to open a portal to hell (for science! Also for unlimited energy, because hellfire is more cost-effective than oil), a succubus gives a blowjob for mysterious reasons, and an awkward, slightly-insane researcher gives a play-by-play blow-by-blow? :3 account of said blowjob like some bizarre sports analyst. For science.
...on an unrelated note, if anyone's ever tried posting scripts on the Internet when you don't have any WiFi, I have to say... it's quite an experience. Also there's surprisingly little black magic involved. And I didn't even need blood for the blood sacrifices; I just used some ketchup packets from McDonalds instead. Take that, Faust! 🤘
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