The premise for this script is that two teenagers are having a sleepover. While his parents are asleep, they sneak into the computer room (remember when those were a thing?) and look at porn together. He may or may not be downloading the song “Put It On Me” by Ja Rule on Kazaa as this story is taking place—probably not because that would make the internet go way too slow, but that’s neither here nor there.

In my mind, the speaker has very little sexual experience, making him a bit awkward and giving him a limited sexual vocabulary. That’s why some phrases and words are repeated so much. I tried to make him repeat himself while attempting to avoid sounding repetitive, but if you want to substitute some of the repeated words or phrases—“hot” appears in this script 468 times—go ahead.

The parts marked [typing] can have typing noises, clicking noises, both, or neither. Whatever is most natural and easiest for you to record works.

Feel free to improvise, especially at the parts immediately surrounding the orgasm. If you have any questions, leave a reply or PM me. Criticism is appreciated!

unrelated edit: Should I get verified if all I do is write scripts?

LOVE IN THE TIME OF DIALUP

Sh, shhh, I don’t want my parents to wake up. [giggles] Shhh.

[If someone could insert dialup modem noises here and maybe a, “You’ve got mail,” that would be delightful] Is it weird that we’re doing this? I mean, we’re not girlfriend and boyfriend, but I look at porn, and you look at porn, so it’s not weird we’re doing it together, right?

It’s connected! Ok, are you ready? [typing noises] Look at this girl. Ugh, she’s so hot. [kind of slowly, like you’re enamored by the picture] The way her hair comes down around her face like that and the look in her eyes. It’s like she’s saying, “I want you,” with her eyes. She’s so hot.

[typing] Ok, now look at this girl. She’s wearing like a leotard thing, but the middle is see through so you can almost see her boobs. And her tights. Tights look really hot for some reason. I don’t know why.

All right, hold on. [typing] Look at her. Oh my god, she’s so gorgeous. Her boobs and her face, they’re just so good. I don’t even know what it is, something about her face, it’s so pretty. She kinda looks like you. [awkward pause]

Ok, now show me what you like.

[pause as female character brings up a picture]

Ew, that’s nasty! I don’t wanna look at dudes! That’s gross; I’m not gay.

[insert pause for imagined female dialogue]

Yeah, but I didn’t think it would be guys. I don’t know. I didn’t think anybody looked at guys on the web. [slight pause to look at picture] I mean, how can you like that stuff? He’s just so big and…muscly. [slight pause to look at picture some more]

Ok, my turn again. [typing] Oh my god, she’s so hot. I love how she has her legs spread and her knees up. You can just see—everything. Her vagina makes me want to lick the computer screen. [giggles] Shutup, don’t laugh at me. It’s a good looking vagina! [slight pause] Hey, I don’t know if this is weird, but [hesitantly] do you think…could I maybe see your vagina? I don’t wanna touch it or anything because we’re not dating, but do you think I could see yours? I can show you my…thing, too, if you want.

[pants removal break]

Wow, that’s really…that’s really nice. And pretty or something. I mean, it’s really hot. [awkward chuckle] It just looks really…I like it. Well, this is my penis, I guess. It’s an all right penis. It’s already sort of…excited right now because we’ve been looking at these pictures. [pause]

[awkwardly] So, um, I mean, I ‘m already kind of turned on, and we’re already looking at porn; would you mind if I just sort of…took care of it while we’re doing this? You can touch yourself, too, if you want.

[commence stroking]

Your turn. Show me a picture. [girl brings up picture] Aw, ew. I told you I didn’t want to look at guys, especially when I have my dick out! [curiosity is piqued] Even though he is kind of—I mean I guess I could see what you like about him, that’s all. He does have really nice arms. I’m not saying I like them or anything, but they are really nice. And I don’t get why they’re so shiny, but his abs are really good, too. I guess.

All right, my turn. [typing] I really like this picture. She’s kinda fat, but that’s cool. Like, how fat or skinny a girl is doesn’t really have anything to do with how hot she is. And I really like that thing she’s wearing, it’s all lacy and—a teddy? Is that what it’s called? Like teddy bear? That’s strange. But I really like it. It makes me wanna run my hand over it and play with her nipples through the material.

[girl brings up picture] Hey wait, don’t—aw gross! [somewhat unconvincingly] Why is he wearing an unbuttoned suit with his penis out like that? It’s all thick and…[completely unconvincingly] nasty. His face is really kind of…nice though, I guess. I like his stubble.

Let me show you this girl. [typing] Her black hair looks kinda emo, but I like it. And I really like when girls wear guys’ t-shirts. She’s definitely not wearing bra underneath. It’s almost like it’s her boyfriend’s or something and she just wants to be wrapped up in him. Like they just got done having sex and they’re gonna have sex again later. And the way she’s biting her lip—it just drives me crazy.

[stroking intensifies]

Ok, I want to see another one of your pictures. [girl brings up picture] Haha, oh wow. He’s definitely hard. Not like a little bit hard or kinda hard but all the way rock hard. [completely enthralled by the picture] Don’t laugh at me, but that’s actually kinda…hot. That look on his face is just like he needs to fuck somebody right now. He’s got really toned thighs, too. And his penis…his cock just looks so…hard. And it’s pretty. Like, I don’t know how, but that’s a really pretty cock. It’s all veiny, and the head’s all shiny and smooth. [surprised by the sensations] This might make me have an orgasm.

I…I could see why you might be attracted to him. Like, if a girl wanted us to, I might make out with him to just impress her. I don’t think I’d even be that grossed out. I usually like girls because they have curves, but I could see myself running my hands over his abs just to see what they feel like. But his cock. It’s just so…pretty and right there. I might think about tasting it if the girl liked it, maybe sucking it a little. Until it’s all big and veiny like that.

And then one of us could have sex with the girl while she sucks the other one off. We could take turns on her. Or maybe we put her in between us, and we both fuck her at the same time, just in and out of her pussy and ass. She’d be sandwiched in between, and all three of us would make out. I wonder if I’d be able to feel his cock inside of her while we’re fucking. Holy shit. [almost confused] Holy shit, I’m gonna cum. [turned on, confused, and surprised] I’m cumming! I’m cumming!

[Let the cummies flow through you]

Wow. [pause to catch breath] I don’t know what just happened. I think I just got really turned on by a guy. I’m not sure what to think of that. Did you…did you, uh, finish? Wow, that was really hot. [pause to continue catching breath] Hey, do you want one of my t-shirts to sleep in tonight?