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"What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" ―Paarthurnax, The Elder Scrolls V: SKYRIM
(All sound effects, music, Creepy Villain Voice, etc. done in GarageBand. AWWWYEAHHHH APPLE)
The story so far:
In the last episode, a wizard named Tinkles ("Ignatius Marigold Tinkles… when I sign my name, it's I.M. Tinkles…sorry, that's a lame joke") rescued a mysterious, amnesiac woman from the lair of a dead dark wizard. Unknown to Tinkles, the woman could hear a strange, sinister voice in her head, one that called her daughter and promised that they'd be reunited soon.
She attempted to seduce Tinkles, though the wizard was too much of an innocent cherry boy to actually go all the way; he didn't want to lose his innocence in the middle of nowhere to a woman who couldn't even remember her own name. So while she managed to polish his broomstick and touch his bludgers (and he nibbled her Snitch), at no point did he ever put his Quaffle through her hoop (yay for Quidditch euphemisms!) Before they drifted off to sleep together, she made him pinky-swear that if she ever remembered her name, then he'd properly have sex with her. (yeah… that's weird)
After she fell asleep, the woman heard the sinister voice in her mind, which again promised that they would be reunited, and told her what her name was: Lilith.
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