I’ve been working on this super, super hot script for you guys but I’ve run into a problem… I am having trouble finding the right words to give it that extra oompf. That’s where you come in! Please, give me some words to fill in the blank spaces of my script so I can record it for you. I trust you to give me the perfect thing to say...

Pretty please suggest one word for me to use based on the list below, it can be as explicit or mundane as you want. No, I won’t give you context, that’s the fun of a mad lib! When I have all the words I will fill them in and record the resulting hot mess for y’all.

1. Verb: "Drive" - /u/TuryScrema
2. Pet name: "Cunt muffin" - /u/TheArcheBishoppe
3. Body part: "Larynx" - /u/toteaseandbeteased
4. Expletive: "Jesus H Christ on a biscuit" - /u/lottiesqueaks
5. Adjective: "Moist" - /u/lurkingbackhere
6. Adjective: "Smarmy" - /u/therewillbechaos
7. Adjective: "Slick" - /u/KittenMissus
8. Noun: "Wanker" - /u/lexophilelady
9. Verb: "Fellate" - /u/JuicyLuicy69
10. Room: "Closet" - /u/notsomuchvanilla
11. Noun: "Bicycle" - /u/CatherineClarke
12. Adjective: "Cantankerous" - /u/noctifix
13. Pet name: "Sweetie-pie" - /u/LenaLovesLilacs
14. Food: "Pasta" - /u/JimmyBoombox
15. Noun: "Chandelier" - /u/Agent_Eff
16. Noun: "Photon torpedoes" - /u/Cardlin
17. Verb : "Hornswoggle" - /u/miss_honey_bun
18. Body part: "Femur" - /u/CorticeraGoneWild
19. Verb: "Quagswag" - /u/FallaciousFledgling
20. Command: "Roll over!" - /u/ICanBeFlexible
21. Verb: "Defenestrate" - /u/Tom_Like_A_Bomb
22. Item of clothing: "Ushanka" - /u/A__aron
23. Verb: "Discombobulate" - /u/Qamilu
24. Verb: "Finger-puppeted" -/u/tiredofnotbeingright
25. Verb: "Agitate" - /u/Rams_for_this_Man
26. Verb: "Belly dance" - /u/SnakePrince
27. Body part: "Hippocampus" - /u/GurgleDeath
28. Adjective: "Turgid" - /u/WileyCasanova
29. Body part: "Derriere" - /u/MrAssKing
30. Verb: "Boogie-woogie" - /u/tarkustrooper
31. Pet name: "Pet" - /u/FixedWithTape

Edit: That's all, folks! I'll hopefully get this done this weekend. Thank you for the words.