For some reason, a wife pretending to be someone else during sex gets me super-turned-on. This recording by sexuallyspecific is a perfect example of a playful wife urging her husband to fuck her as if she was their daughter.

But the daughter is just the tip of the iceberg. Here are some other ideas, some cliché, some not:

• You've seen your husband checking out the babysitter…
• His high school reunion is coming up, and he used to tell you stories of his dream girl that he almost got to have sex with…
• Your husband's new assistant wears these totally impractical heels and stockings, and you're pretty sure she goes to work without underwear…
• You have close friends who are also married. What if during a party you all got super drunk and just decided to swap?
• What? The neighbor's little girl? The one who's always sunbathing? Sweetie, she's not even 18 years old…
• Ask your husband to close his eyes and pretend he's on the receiving end of a glory hole, and you're a total stranger…
• You know your husband would fuck your younger sister if you weren't in the picture. Who wouldn't? She's a walking sex doll, the little tramp.
• Pretend your husband paid for a prostitute.
• [rape] Pretend you're just waking up from being knocked out with a drug. A strange man got you wet and is using you, and you don't like how it's arousing you.
• [rape] Pretend your husband bought a sex slave. You speak English, but you were tricked into coming to this country, and you have nothing. Who is this man using you? Why is he talking about pimping you out?

If you record any of those scenarios, please start talking as the wife, like normal, and then start the pretending. Knowing that it's really "my" wife, and that she's just urging me on with a little imagination, is the best part.