The BAQ (pronounced however you feel) is a set of personality revealing questions. Feel free to make recordings of yourself answering the question just have fun with it and answer a detailed a possible.

1. Would you rather get caught fapping by the Pope or your mailman and why?

2. Would you rather have an uncomfortably loose or an uncomfortably tight vagina? Part 2 Would you rather have an uncomfortably huge or an uncomfortably small penis? Explain your choice.

3. Scenario: You are being vaginally/analy examined and you have a choice of doctors. Put them in order of best to worst and explain why. A Doctor in clown makeup, your high school crush, a drunk doctor, a blind doctor and 3 med students who all have to take a look/feel.

4. If you woke up next to a really unattractive person after a night of drinking would you rather remember what happens or have no memory? Explain why.

5. If you had to jump into a pool full of one bodily fluid what would you pick? (In this scenario there is no chance of catching a disease from the bodily fluid). Why would you pick it and what do you think the experience would be like?

6. What two celebrities would want to see in pegging porno and why?

7. Fuck marry kill: a Mermaid/merman - a Centaur - a Troll who can cook and has a really nice body. Explain your choice.

8. Would you rather be stuck on an island with person with knowledge of the wilderness but won't fuck you or an attractive person who is useless for survival but is open to fucking? Additional point: you can't fap on the island because of magic or something. Explain your choice.

9. You have the power to spank any historical figure for as long as you want. Who do you spank? Why and for how long?

10. If you could have sex in zero gravity what position would you do it in and why?