Moar Tags: [fantasy religious banter] [stern, caring paladin lady] [making penance sound like dirty talk] [fight scenes] [holy relics are also sex toys] [wholesome at times]

Summary:

We’ve all heard the tales before, the ones where lady knights are confronted by the raw, dominant energy of a handsome and hung demon lord and falls from grace into a pit of (sticky) pleasure. But, must it always be so? Is it not conceivable that sometimes, every once in a while, it is our villain who stands to be turned from their ways by a dominant warrior of light?

This is the Goblin, so the answer is “sure, why the hell not?” Behold! Justice has come for your cum!

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From the Goblin:

“You won’t believe what has been happening to me lately. I’ve been assigned a new guard, Dame Almaressa, and she’s something else. Turns out the guards were too flustered with my leering and habit of jerking off all the time, so they brought in the heavy-infantry. The new Dame is nothing like the other guards: she’s not afraid to use words like “cock” and “wriggling, ugly thing” when I let loose, and that’s started to fuck with me. Just yesterday I greeted her with a warm load on her boot. ‘Take that!’ I shouted, and you know what she did? She unlocked me cell and loomed over me. ‘You made a mess on my boot, little one,’ she said, putting her hands on her hips. ‘S-sorry,’ I says, and she just sighed. ‘You will go to the kitchen and get a rag. You will not steal any of the cheese you see, and you will then return and wipe this away. Am I clear?’

Something about her tone worked on me like a spell. I did exactly as she asked, and when I was done she tutted. ‘I am your guard, not some strumpet to be ogled over. When I arrive at my post tomorrow, you will have done your foul deeds discreetly beforehand: I do not want to see it. Am I clear?’

She is so. . .magnificent! A perfect lady knight, knowing and yet disapproving! I didn’t even masturbate the next day, and I told her so. ‘Oi! I didn’t! I was good for you!’ I said, hoping to curry her favor. ‘I am glad to hear it,’ she said, ‘if you continue for the whole month of November, I’ll give you a treat.’ Now, that’s hard work, but thus far I’ve been good the whole month. I’ve been so good Dame Almaressa even told me what the treat’s going to be! The chance to place a single chaste kiss on her hand!

Oh, shut up naysayers! You would do the same. You think you need crazy stuff to get off all the time? I’ve bedded everything from witches to your mother, and I’m bored of it. Now this. . .this is something new! To deny myself base pleasures all for the chance to smooch my fair lady’s hand! Bliss!

Of course, I have also been thinking of how best to secure some of her underwear so I can wear them like a helmet, but that will come after I’ve behaved for a whole month. After all, a little backsliding will keep things interesting, I think!

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I like a good “corrupting the pure lady knight” script as much as the next person, but the Goblin really convinced me that his latest work has some merit. Fallen ladies is rote stuff, but hot and holy women making devils willing servants of good? That’s less common. Thus, welcome: I hope you like your devil boys secretly submissive!