Moar Tags: [speaker fingers herself] [everybody cums] [foot massage]

Summary:

The Absolute is no more, and the Sword Coast is safe for now. What’s a lovely pair of Selûnites to do with their newfound freedom?

Turns out, mostly what they used to do: fight evil, travel the world, and fuck like madwomen. One’s a muscle mommy with a secret subby side, the other’s a pillow-princess who really likes her big ol’ lady knight.

Not a bad mix.

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From the Goblin:

“Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. Dame Aylin. What an asshole! Why? ‘Ang on, you’re jokin’, right? Dame bloody Aylin, the so-called “daughter of Selûne,” right? We’re talking about the same silver-skinned dipshit? You sure?

Look, I’ll level with you. I heard the Dame was nothing more than a git. A soft bimbo who talks a big game and then goes down on round one of combat, round two tops. I’ve seen gobbos that last longer in a scrap. Hells, I’ve \been* the gobbo who lasts longer in a scrap. You remember that little bout with the she-drow, the one in the old temple or whatnot? That goblin who lasted like, four turns until you pushed ‘im down a hole? Well, here he is, at your service. Wot, you callin’ me a liar? I’ll have you know there was a lovely drider lass down that pit, stopped my fall and everything. Of course, I had to make passionate love to her for a few days in exchange for arresting my plummet to certain doom with those plush chest cushions of hers, but that’s a fair trade in my eyes.*

Dame Aylin, pah! More like Dame Ailin’, you know what I mean? Cause she’s got all stamina of a deep gnome with asthma and a case of the black lung, she does!"

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The Goblin was asked a long, long while ago to make a f/f fantasy script, and he said “maybe” to our anonymous requester. Why? Well, he’s got a twig n’ berries, and wanted to try and do right by his, in his own words, “fellow pussy lovin’ sisters.”

Don’t know how he did, but here’s a script so sickly sweet it could be a damn fanfiction. Hope you enjoy, and remember: after a century apart, there's a lot of romance to catch up on.