Moar Tags:[mention of future sexcapades] [sloppy, but romantic] [strangers to lovers] [exhibitionism] [speaker has a funny fantasy accent] [speaker speaks broken English]

Summary:

The siege of your town has reached a critical point, and soon the orc hordes will make a final push to try overwhelm the remaining defenders. You, an elven lad living in town, have volunteered to bring hot meals and cold drinks to the brave soldiers manning the walls through the night.

One hero, though, stands out from the others. Alone most of the time, tall and wearing the revealing furs of the barbarian tribes, her vigil is spent gazing out at the enemy camp, her hands idly running along her weapon, her stare steely and filled with anger. This half-orc woman is the very picture of amazonian terror, and yet you cannot help but feel that perhaps she could use some company in the calm before the storm.

She is Gorsha the Fearless, and you are the elf who wants to show her how grateful the people of your town are for her help. . .

From the Goblin:

I find it unlikely that a feeble settlement could resist the combined might of an orc and goblin siege, but there is a place for fantasy in writing. And today, I’ve cooked up quite a fantasy for you! Besides standing even the slightest chance of winning, I’ve written you all a story about an unlikely love in the midst of a terrible siege. He’s an elf townsman, curious and afraid, she’s a half orc barbarian with a big dick and a longing for love. When they meet. . .well, let’s say that elf’s cass-hole is going to be hard pressed to survive the assault.

Cass-whole is a bit of clever writing on my part, see. It’s like castle and asshole, and is a pretty good line to use when talking about anal sex in a siege.

Stop with that look, or I might be forced to write a script consisting of nothing but siege erotica. “His thick, hot oil ran down her crenellations” might sound hot at first, but by the time we’re talking about “her stout buttresses” being pounded by “floppy trebuchet slings” you’ll realize how hellish the whole reading experience would be.

Well, this time its more elf guys being butt blasted, but to mix things up our lucky lady with a cock is an half-orc barbarian who is just looking for love. Sexy, lurid love, but love nonetheless. I mean, who could resist a quick fuck on the ramparts during a siege, especially with a shredded half-orc? While the Goblin is writing fresh content soon, he is busy. . .or so he claims. Either way, here is a repost for your enjoyment: enjoy the siege, friendo.