Moar Tags: [everybody cums] [listener cums twice] [sex in the kitchen]

Summary:

Your first day back at college sucked, but you know what doesn’t suck? How you and your mom fuck like rabbits, and how she always pulls out all the stops for back to school.

Not much more to say, really. Mommy knows you like chubby, sweaty, dommy-ish sex, and she’s here to make your bad day better. Expect results.

From the Goblin:

What is with you lot and the incest scripts? I’m a goblin with a million and one mommy/daddy problems, and even I don’t think this much about skinning my sausage with the relations.

A fetish? A fantasy? No, this ain’t a proper fetish or fantasy. A proper fantasy is something like bangin’ the elf maid, or bangin’ the dwarf maid, or bangin’ any maid that isn’t human.

Though, if your elven maid happens to be your mother, that may qualify as a legitimate fetish. That also means you probably still live in her castle, though, and you really ought to move out. Look, you’re not 197 anymore: it’s time to leave the nest and strike out on your own.

What, no, not because there’s anything wrong with living at home. I just happen to be a practical little gobbo: every elf that leaves home and sets out on their own is an elf \I* can swoop in on and give a good reamin’. Castles are full of guards, and guards have weapons. Elven ass at the tavern is much safer to claim, believe you me.*

Also, lonely elven moms happen to lower their standards accordingly. Even the haughtiest, snootiest elven mommy starts to wonder if goblin dick ain’t so bad after a few years of longing to see their offspring again. A 700 year old GGGGGGGILF (that’s a great, great, great, great, great, great Grandelf I love Fucking) is a fine lay.

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Well, here’s some yucky incest content for you all. The goblin really went for it this time, with the sweat and the incest and the whole nine yards. "We go whole hog here! Whole sweaty hog! Whole, sweaty, taste hog with some mustard and a little relish. . .I want a hotdog now."