Moar Tags: [sort of light Mdom vibes] [squeaky bed]

Summary:

To the hotel! Why? Because you and your date are both the proud users of “Casual.Org” (.gov. . .   .exe.), which means a quick drink and then a good fuck. Your date is a local librarian, the sort of lady who looks serious and well put together (and she is: we respect women round these parts, you hear?) but wants to fuck like mad.

The catch? Well, after some foreplay and a bit of dick-riding, our lady is in for something new: being hoisted like a proud pleasure banner and fucked silly.

Now that. . .that’s a flag we can all salute proudly.

From the Goblin:

Full nelson? What is this, a combat treatise? Look, you don’t put folks in wrestling holds during the old hanky-panky, not unless you’re looking to incapacitate them. What? You expect some outrageous story about my rich and diverse sex life? Sorry, nothing to add here.

Though, I did once put another goblin in a full nelson while I was defending my turf. You see, I was just minding my own business in my favorite alley when I noticed another goblin posting up, probably looking for scraps. My alley, my scraps: discarded fish heads and hunks of stale bread are real treasures in lean times, and this asshole was trying to butt in on my haunt. No sir, that wouldn’t do. Full nelson time, no exceptions.

Of course, I then transitioned to a double full nelson when he started getting squirmy. And after that? Triple full nelson, delivered with extreme prejudice. You ever seen a triple full nelson? Pray you never do, because it really ain’t pretty.

He didn’t survive, and then I fuckin’ ‘et him. If you’re a Goblin in the Sword Coast region and you’re looking for a quiet little alley to poach goblin-scraps in, you’d best keep walking. Because if that quiet little alley is \my* quiet little alley, I’ll have to put you in the forbidden hold: the quadruple full nelson.*

Now fuck off, and leave those potato peels I can smell in your pocket. Those are mine now.

This request comes from an anonymous user, who asked for a librarian hotel hookup sort of script where the main catch was that the speaker was A. a secret size queen and B. going to get fucked in the ol’ full nelson. A little millie vanillie for the Goblin’s tastes, but he’s essentially an unfree person at this point, so that’s too bad for him. Hopefully he managed to fulfill your request properly, dear user! Now go on, show this sexy librarian your Dewey D. . .what the fuck does that even mean?