More tags: [considerable creampie] [dirty talk from a silver-tongued bard] [both do oral] [set in the Forgotten Realms] [Baldur's Gape]

Summary:

Our speaker, an intrepid, bubbly halfling bard, has quite the little side hustle going on. Between adventures, she likes to play at The One-Eyed Monster, a tavern with a name as subtle as a hill giant. Does she need the coin? Not really: she’s got plenty of scratch from questing to and fro. What she really wants is. . .well, you see where this is going.

Will our shortstack size queen get what she wants? This is a porn script so. . .yeah, she will.

From the Goblin:

Halflings. The natural enemy of us goblins, of course. Why, you ask? Because they are so cheery and happy all the damn time, that’s why? We all pulled the shortest lot in this game called life, being born as short little things which are prone to be stepped on or kicked by longshanked fucks who don’t look where they’re walking.

I once saw a halfling lad accidentally kicked halfway across the marketplace by a tall tiefling woman who thought life ended around her waist level. It was a terrible injustice, but do you know what pissed me off even more? The little scamp just dusted himself off and flashed everyone looking a grin. “That hurt, lady,” he said, “I guess that’s what it feels like to fall head-over-heels for a woman!”

Everybody laughed, and some people even clapped. He then, I kid you not, fucked that tiefling AND her hot elven friend in a nearby alley. When the guards came by to investigate, the little bastard just shrugged, and just as they were moving to arrest him a fire broke out nearby. He got to finish his business, and even found out later that day that he inherited a small fortune from an aunt he had never even spoken to.

It’s not fair, this “halfling luck” nonsense! I hate it, and I hate those little fucks!

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No real comment for this one. If you like shortstacks trying to take long dongs. . .well, you might like this script. If nothing else, the Goblin has tons of fun trying to write a cheery-yet-horny halfling bard with an eye for amorous adventure. Happy Friday, folks. I hope you like your halflings well and truly fucked.