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Summary: After a long, stressful day at work, your girlfriend likes to unwind in front of the computer playing some MMO you donāt know a damn thing about. What youĀ do know is that she loves the game, you love her, and you want her to relax after a bad day. Oh, and you take immense joy in distracting her while she plays.
She doesnāt mind, of course. How could she? Raids and blowjobs go pretty well together, Iām told.
I once wrote to one of these so-called MMO developers with some of my ideas. I proposed putting the Goblin with a Quill in their game, with the purpose of dispensing quests and such like. You know what they said? āWeāre sorry, but having an NPC questigiver asking players to steal the underwear of paladins is not something we want in our game.ā Outrageous, isnāt it? Itās woke nonsense!
No, I donāt actually know what āwokeā means. I just know assholes throw the word around when they donāt like something, so I figured it would hurt their feelings. My prison sentence is woke. Paladins are woke. People who hate goblins? Woke as woke can be.
Man, people are stupid. If caring about things is woke, Iām one woke goblin. For example, I happen to be very woke when the topic is writing about my captors. I woke a whole lot about that.
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After the Goblinās last TF4M script landed, the same anonymous requester asked that he write another, this time more loving and cutesy. The Goblin lives to serve (he is imprisoned, after all), and has written you all a fine tale of gaming, girlfriends and copious loving sex. Enjoy! And remember: you might not know what "popping a CD" is, but popping a boner? You've both got that down to a science.
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