All characters shown and depicted are 18 . This is a work of fiction that was created and performed by a consenting adult; all characters shown are intended to be of age.

This is an erotic audio parodying a character shown in the Steam Summer Sale and popular within the PC gaming community. Certain sounds associated with Valve, Steam, and Half-Life have been used for parody purposes.

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I'm back with another audio, and it's just as pervy as ever!

It's the Steam Summer Sale, that lovely time of year when everyone blows their paychecks on PC games they won't play for years. And who better to deliver your games than the iconic pink-haired and slightly tomboyish Steam Delivery Girl? This cutie is out on her shift, ready to drop off every single thing you've grabbed on Steam, whether it's Elden Ring or Koikatsu Party. Yup, everyone's favorite delivery girl won't judge you for your tastes, no matter how lewd they may be!

That said, there's one small thing. When she comes knocking on your door, you better make sure you've paid for your games. She has a zero tolerance policy on piracy, because every game stolen from Steam comes straight out of her paycheck.

So please pay for your games. If you don't, she'll be mad. Very mad. And she may just need to take matters into her own hands...

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I'm a life-long PC gamer who grew up using Steam and playing Valve games, so this audio is filled with lots of in-jokes about Steam, Half-Life, and the Source engine. If you're not a PC gamer, expect some of the sounds or quips to go over your head, ahaha. Come for the comedic start, stay for the rimming and plapping at the end~!

[TF4A] in approach, speaker is a girl with a penis, and the listener's gender and genitals are left ambiguous. The only reference we see to the latter is the speaker flirtatiously commenting how attractive the speaker's genitals look. No specifics beyond that! Degradation is mostly around the listener being called a pervert who stays indoors all day gooning to anime girls.

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Soundgasm: SFX / NO SFX

Script by yours truly! No link provided as this was entirely improvised from start to finish.

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Credits in the links above! Specific content listed below:

CONTENT: TF4A (no specific genitals mentioned for listener), Steam Delivery Girl roleplay parody, girl with penis masturbating, anal sex, rimming, degradation for being a gooner / gamer / perverted nerd, girl with penis penetrates listener anally, dominating a gamer so technically D/s. Listener is pale and has thick thighs due to being a gamer, which speaker makes fun of

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