Summary:

Chaos! Scandal! The Prince has fallen victim to demonic possession, and in their hour of need the royal family has turned to the Goddess’ paladins for aid! Unfortunately, the horrid lust demon inside the young royal is stubborn, and only unusual rituals performed with a pious knight stand any chance of driving it out! Luckily, such a devout exorcist is on hand!

Note: This script is a repost, due to some tagging issues with the previous post. Apologies for this!

From the Goblin:

“You know, demons being sent back to the abyss through a thorough arse rammin’ sounds too good to be true. And it is: everyone knows you need very specialized gear. Problem is, not everyone agrees what the specialized gear ought to be! The sages of the third age say demons are weak to something called ‘good damage,’ whereas those of the fifth age write that magical weaponry of any sort will suffice. And don’t get me started on the scholars of the so called “advanced” second age, who contend that it is cold iron which should be used (though some of the mightiest demons can only be hit with weapons of with a high enough enchantment bonus, whatever that means).

You know what doesn’t need such crazy stuff to kill? Goblins. Goblins respect your time. Next time you meet a goblin, maybe give them a free pass on account of not being assholes that need to be killed with something stupid like a piercing weapon wielded by a good-aligned creature. News flash, Rakshasa: a piercing weapon wielded by a good-aligned person will kill anyone, you dolt!

\Ahem* But yeah, this demon needs to be killed with a spanking and some pegging. Enjoy?”*

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Sometimes you want to write something about paladins, and what comes out is stupid. Hopefully it is stupid *and* sexy, but that much I leave to you to decide. Popular or not, though, I love me some paladin scripts, and I hope you do too. Now, let's save the prince by paddling and pegging his bum!