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Your dentist is the definition of a certified MILF (and is pretty darn good at her job too!), but sheâs always such a critic. Didnât floss as often as you should have? You can be sure sheâll notice with a frown and a waggle of her finger.
Today is different, though. Turns out your insurance is expired, right after youâve spent the past hour or two undergoing expensive dental work. Looks like someone is about to be in a whole lot of trouble with their dentist. . .
From the Goblin:
Teeth are really important. Chewinâ, bitinâ, gnashinâ: they really are one of the most essential things a goblin does, all thanks to teeth! But, you humans are weak, wot with your need to brush and stuff. You know what happens when you donât take care of goblin teeth? They fall out, and even better ones come in soon enough!
You donât have backup teeth? Sucks to be you. Maybe you really should brush and whatnot, then. Or go to one of these âdentistâ people from time to time. And donât pay âem a damn copper for their services! Just make sure you can run fast, or have a sharp sword to hand, lest you end up payinâ like the poor lad in todayâs story!
I hope you enjoy this script, written in response to one of the suggestions in my suggestion box (check out the pinned post in my profile if you want to suggest a script!). While my usual preference is to write fantasy-adjacent stuff, it was fun to do something a little different this time around. Enjoy, and sorry dentists, but even if you were all hot dommes everyone would still hate you.
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