More tags: [plenty of evil laughter] [paladin] [but an evil one this time, so not a paladin] [can lawful evil even be called a paladin?]

Summary:

What horror! The town besieged, the people beset! Your goodly subjects did their best, but could they really have triumphed against the blackguard and her monstrous forces? No, no they couldn’t have. But, you have one last bargaining chip to offer the villain before you: plump, soft femboy ass. Even the surliest of villainous knights must consider mercy when such a fine prize is on offer. . .

From the Goblin:

Being conquered isn’t so bad. I mean, sure, yer afraid for your life and all, but a good regime change once in a while shakes things up. And a clever goblin. . .well, a clever goblin gets in with the new rulership nice and quickly. I find tyrants so eager to hear about conspirators and their schemes! The baker who called you “floppy-eared fuck?” Well, he’s obviously planning to poison the new ruler’s armies: such a shame he has to go as a result.

And this ruler, look at her! A fallen paladin with a big ol’ cock! Who wouldn’t want to be ruled by her? A holy-knight-gone-wild makes for a great lay, trust me on this one.

What?! Just because I \haven’t* had the chance to fuck a blackguard yet doesn’t mean I don’t have any idea what it would be like! I’ve got it all planned out: a nice dinner and some wine from the skulls of her enemies (cleaned first, obviously: even I have standards). Make some moves, compliment all the spikes on her armor, and boom: we’re in.*

I’ll update you when the next evil-worshipping despot rides through.

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It’s been a while since we had a fresh script from the goblin! More paladin goodness. . .or is it? No, this time, we’ve got some evil paladin badness instead! A short but sweet story about a fine looking noble lad who would do anything to save his people.

As always, leave a comment or updoot, and let me know if there is some script you would like the goblin to churn out. He’s been lazy lately, but I see him shaking with energy even now!