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Summary: You and your paladin companion have been walking for a few days, the forested terrain making it impossible to bring a mount with you. For a holy knight used to her steed, the long hours of marching prove uncomfortable. If only a horny mage were on hand to provide an extra intimate foot massage. . .
From the Goblin:
You know, I’ve never let anyone touch my piggies. Or my ears either, unless they were lookin’ for some wax to make glue with. What, you’ve never made glue using earwax? Oh, let me tell you: there’s nothing like it! Get a good dollop, mix it with a bit of Jadebark sap and what you get is a glue that is both stinky and strong!
Yeah, yeah, nobody wants to hear about my experience as a craftsgoblin. But, if stink is what you’re after, I’ve got a grand story for you! The tale of a lady paladin and her aching arches, just waiting for someone’s eager hands.
This story and others can be found in “Volo’s Guide to Very Lurid Things!” What do you mean, that doesn’t sound legitimate!? If they can name every damn book after Volo or Xanathar or Blibdoolpoolp, why can’t I?
I hope you like strong lady-knights and their feet, because that’s what this one is about. As always, enjoy, and let me know what sort of other scripts you would like to see! Feel free to read, fill, adapt, mock and stare confusedly at this script: it’s all good!
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