Synopsis (Listener perspective): You sit in on a local martial arts school demonstration, and quickly realize that the instructor is a con artist, and not even a convincing one. When he asks you to volunteer so he can demonstrate his secret ninjitsu techniques on you, you quickly turn the tables, but you underestimate just how pathetic and unhinged he is...

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Is it normal for a writer's scripts to gradually get more and more ridiculous the longer they hang out in the Scriptwriter's Guild? Asking for a friend.

Porn/plot ratio on this one is about 50/50, I think. I got a bit carried away making the dumbest martial art ever after stumbling across "bullshido compilations" on YouTube.

Word count: 1404 words including directions

Content warning: Comedic violence including grappling, punching, slapping, and choking.

Inclusivity notes: No physical descriptions for speaker or listener.

Sound Effects: Alas, this is another script where the SFX are both extensive and important to "sell" it, especially the fight/impact sounds. You can probably get away with leaving out the crowd SFX and voices if you have to, though.

Improv: A bit of improv or rephrasing to help your reading feel more natural to you is welcome.

Gender changes for speaker, listener or both (and changes of physical descriptions to go with them) are allowed.

Copyright/Disclaimer: This script is written by someone over 18 years of age, for consumption by people over 18 years of age, and all characters in the script are consenting adults over 18 years of age. All rights to this script are reserved by the author, with the exception that rights are granted to record the script and freely post it as long as the person who makes the recording doesn't charge money for access to it.

Apologies: Sorry, Chuck Norris. You deserved better.