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Other Tags: Inexperienced Speaker, No Listener Orgasm. . .Yet, Prank, Worst of All: Mention of Gnomes
Summary: A well-endowed female knight hits on you at a tavern festival after being duped by one of her companions. Turns out, however, that you might not be as offended as she initially thought. In the end, it's the Festival of Lovers, and our knightess is certainly going to remember your sloppy alley loving for years to come. . .
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I have heard tales that, in your plane of existence, there is a day which commemorates that thing called. . .love? I believe it is a synonym for the act of mating, but who's to say? Perhaps you should have a holiday celebrating more important concepts, like goblins, greasy food or rusty objects. Those are the sort of things to be thankful for, methinks!
Oh well, here is a story about a (un-rusty, I'm afraid) lady knight with a dick. I don't know if I have captured this "love" thing you speak of, but it has sex, so there's that. This time no goblins died, which means it is probably a better story.
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Now that he's gone: I hope you enjoy my second script! As you might tell, knights and paladins have been on the mind. I'll probably get to writing about something else. . .eventually.
Comments and the like are always appreciated. Otherwise, with others or alone, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day!
The tavern's full, everyone's celebrating, and you're approached by an armored woman. . .
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