Synopsis (Listener perspective): After a long day, you swing by the local big box store just before it closes to make some last-minute purchases. You really want to just go home and relieve your stress, but you can't wait any longer and start discreetly touching yourself in the nearly empty store. But it isn't long before you get caught by the woman who operates the security cameras, and she calls you out over the PA... then tells you to keep going...

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I asked the Muses to give me inspiration for a heartfelt, cozy, romantic script. They shuffled some papers, gave me a flat look, and said: "Best we can do is a script where a dude gets caught jacking off in a Wal-Mart."

Word count: 1450 words including directions

Pet names: Good boy, dirty boy

Inclusivity notes: Listener has a penis. Speaker's genitals are not described. There is a part where the listener kneels on a hard floor for a while, which may not be something all listeners can do in real life. Both speaker and listener orgasm.

Sound Effects and Improv: The PA opening/closing chimes are required, but other incidental sound effects are optional. The PA speaker voice filter is important, but if you really want to record this script and can't find a good filter effect, I'd still like to hear it. A bit of improv or rephrasing to help your reading feel more natural to you is welcome.

Gender changes for speaker, listener or both (and changes of physical descriptions to go with them) are allowed.

Copyright/Disclaimer: This script is written by someone over 18 years of age, for consumption by people over 18 years of age, and all characters in the script are consenting adults over 18 years of age. All rights to this script are reserved by the author, with the exception that rights are granted to record the script and freely post it as long as the person who makes the recording doesn't charge money for access to it.