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Uh, you want me to what this book?
….Eat it.
And then you’ll let me spit water all over you and fuck you? Yeah, right like that... like that scene in Catcher in the Rye. That Holden sees, across from the... hotel.
That’s…. That’s the deal? OK. Wait, fuck, is this a prayerbook? Is this… am I antisemitic if I do this, I’m not Jewish, I don’t know it, um… God, I really want to fuck you, though.
I am ripping a page out, Jesus, you're impatient.
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Good Shabbos, GWA! The parashah of the week is Bashalach, where the red sea is split and the Israelites flee from Egypt. May you all be freed from whatever is holding you back and may you have many sensual and pleasurable experiences here.
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Learn more rules for script fills here, I guess.
Like Pride and Prejudice?
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