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Hey everybody! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! I hope you are doing well this holiday season! My first GWA script was last year around Christmas, so I definitely had to make another. This one is a bit sillier than that script. Hope you enjoy!

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Link: The Christmas Strippergram Gets The Wrong House

Synopsis: A devoted housewife with an empty nest is home alone one winter night, making cookies and preparing the house for her adult childrens’ arrival in a few days. Her husband is working late and getting drinks with his coworkers, leaving her alone on this snowy night, just like every other night. She gets a knock at her door and it is an eager santa strippergram who just so happened to get the wrong address. He invites himself in and while the housewife protests initially, she can’t resist this holiday treat.

Speaker Description: She is a housewife who has children who have grown up and moved out and her husband is always at the office or getting drinks with his friends, leaving her alone most days. She is a good woman but it is clear that she has been pent up for far too long and needs some release; release she clearly won’t get from her negligent husband. She has a gentle and higher pitched voice but by all means use whatever voice comes naturally for the role.

Listener Description: He is a strippergram who is good at his job but not the sharpest tool in the shed. He is always eager to get his clothes off and acts before thinking. He is dumb but he likes to think he knows what the ladies like to see. This wouldn’t be the first time the client got more than she bargained for from him either, even if this isn’t technically the client who hired him.

Additional Notes: Add Christmas BGM if you want. Whatever is fun for you!

This script is made by adults, for adults. All characters depicted in this script are 18 years old.

If you have any questions about changes you may want to make to the script as a performer, message me on Reddit (u/spacecowboy_1999) or my Twitter (@space_cowboy_99). Please be sure to credit me if you do decide to post this work.

Brackets [ ] = Stage Directions/SFX to consider (ex: the door closes, stepping sounds, etc.) (SFX is optional of course but helps with immersion)

Parentheses () = Specific Instructions/Emotions/etc (ex: sigh, giggle, exasperated, etc.)