After the great response to our comedy show earlier this year Funny Bone (R), some very talented writers, voice actors, editors (and me) decided we wanted to do it all again. I'm not saying we're all masochists, just that it'd explain a lot if we were. This time, we wanted to answer a question that has plagued mankind since the dawn of time, one of the great philosophical riddles of the ages: What if GWA had its own TV station?

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We'd aimed to get this out in November, but unfortunately for us, November is all about not finishing.

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Links:

Part 1:

Soundgasm Link [49:30]

Part 2:

Soundgasm Link [51:13]

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Not all ~110 or so tags would fit, so please find the full list here:

All tags: [80s Inspired][Airline][Airtight][Anal][Analingus][And they were][Room mates][Aphrodisiac][app controlled vibe][ASMR][Augmented Dick][Beating eggs with vibrators][Bi][Blowjob Cart][Blowjob][Bucket Joke][Comedic][Comedy][Commercial][Commercials][Cum Eating][Cumshot][Dark Lord][Deepthroat][Discussion of][Dubcon][Doctor Who][Documentary][Dog-Girl][Double Facial][Double Penetration][Dubcon][Due South][Enemies to lovers][Epidemic][Established Relationship][Except The Nurse][Exhibitionism][Explosions][Fdom][Firemen][Game show][Gay][Gone Wild University][groping][GWA Commentary Team][Handjob][hard questions][Helicopter Dick][Helicopter Penis][Humor][If you know what I mean][impartial quiz master?][Implied Neutering][Intro to BDSM][Jerk off][Jingle Balls][Jogfuck][Learn something][Live television][Losing control][Mass masturbation][mechanically assisted masturbation][Medical Drama][Merry XXXmas][Meta Narrative][Meta][Music][News report][NNN][No Sex][Oblivious student][Oiled][One orgasm][Oral][Parody][Pegging][Pet Play 101][PiV][Porn][Prostitution][Rain] but [No asmr][Rape][Remote control toys][Roomates to Couch Potatoes][Seriously][Sex Athletes][SFX][Singing][Size Difference][Size Queen][Sketch][Slapping][Soap Opera][Spanking][SPH][Sport News Program][Sports announcer][Stand And Carry][Strangers to lovers][Swallowing][Switchy?][Teaching][The Legwarmers Stay On During Sex][Thigh riding][Those Are Real Names][Totally not rigged][Under 1k][VA][Vicar of Dibley][Viral][Voice Over][Voyeur][Workout Partner][Workout Program]

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Anyone who knows me knows that I would probably struggle to follow through organising a piss-up in a brewery, so I really can't thank u/sir-craft (AKA) Dutch enough for stepping up and keeping this whole project from derailing with timely reminders and exactly as much chasing as we needed to get things done. u/scripts_by_sal has once again done a lot of the heavy lifting, between excellent scripts (including the running thread of the TV Watchers and the end credits), voicing lines and then editing the various scripts together into a cohesive whole, so a massive thanks to Sal too!

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While I highly recommend experiencing the whole show on its own merits, if you want to get an idea what's included, or go back to listen to your favourites, then there's a full lusting listing here.

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Part 1

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Part 2

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Details (Alphabetical Script Order):

[MF4A] A Crash Course in Kinks [Gone Wild University][Intro to BDSM][Oblivious student][Beating eggs with vibrators][Pet Play 101]

Synopsis: Oblivious student attends a crash course in BDSM.

A: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

B: u/sunny_eclipse

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Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/aa4a-a-crash-course-in-kinks-sketch-gone-wild

Music and Editing: u/scripts_by_sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

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[FM4A] All Creators Go To Hell [Sketch][Meta][VA][Dark Lord][Size Difference][Switchy?]

Synopsis: An audio porn creator finds herself in hell. There's only one way to get out.

Woman: u/VanillaCandles12

Dark Lord: u/flickerinverse

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Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/fm4a-all-creators-go-to-hell-sketch-meta-va

Music and Editing: u/scripts_by_sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

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[FM4A] "Broadcast Interruptus" [humor] [viral] [epidemic] [mass masturbation] [groping] [news report] [losing control] [live television] [strangers to lovers] [dubcon] [rape]

Synopsis: A new virus seems to have the effect that people start masturbating without any hesitation, whilst going about their normal routine. Our correspondent Tracy Dickens is on-site to give us the full report. Tracy?

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/sir-craft/fm4a-broadcast-interruptus-humor-viral-epidemic

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First Edition Credits:

Tracy: u/Wkdfaerie

Moaners and Whiners: u/insomnia_swede, u/SouthLandTale, u/JTsoundingoff, u/NaughtyPandita, u/Stuckinasmut, u/Bandi_nsfw, u/Wkdfaerie

Script: u/sir_craft

Editing: u/Wkdfaerie

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Second Edition Credits:

Tracy: u/Wkdfaerie

Captain Wiggins: u/KurogamiVA

Script: u/sir_craft

Editing: u/Wkdfaerie

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Third Edition Credits:

Tracy: u/Wkdfaerie

Captain Wiggins: u/KurogamiVA

Script: u/sir_craft

Editing: u/Wkdfaerie

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[FFM4A] Cici Milan, The Dog-Girl Whisperer [Dog-Girl] [Teaching] [Fdom] [Spanking] [Slapping] [Implied Neutering]

Synopsis: Cici attempts to help an owner whose husky is misbehaving but as is all too common, finds herself disciplining the owner rathe than the pet.

Cici: u/Lurkydip

Owner: u/Escaping_Zoya

Dog-Girl: u/Wkdfaerie

Voiceover: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

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Scripwriter: u/Escaping_Zoya

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/Escaping_Zoya/ffm4a-cici-millan-the-dog-girl-whisperer-dog

Edited by: u/Escaping_Zoya

SFX: Sourced with a paid license from Artlist.io.

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[FFMM4A] Cum Quick Quiz [enemies to lovers] [hard questions] [learn something] [impartial quiz master?] [totally not rigged] [humor] [sketch] [thigh riding] [handjob] [one orgasm]

Synopsis: Welcome to the Cum Quick Quiz! Two contestants answer questions to gain favors that will help them to be the first to orgasm. Nearly anything is allowed, according to the rule book, except touching yourself. Let's see what happens in tonight's episode!

Announcer: u/VanillaCandles12

Host: u/KurogamiVA

Female: u/Wkdfaerie

Male: u/insomnia_swede

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Scriptwriter: u/sir-craft

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/s/nyh6f

Editor: u/sir-craft

SFX and music: zapsplat.com (Standard License)

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[MM4A] Doctor WhoRes' [Comedy][Anal][Gay][SPH][Bucket Joke][Doctor Who][Parody]

Synopsis: The Doctor and Assistant find themselves at a loose end and decide to kill time. (Decided to go with a male Doctor because going with a female one in this style of joke would feel like sexualising Jodi Whitaker specifically, and there's been enough of that shit already.)

Doctor u/SouthLandTale

Assistant u/JTsoundingoff

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/mm4a-doctor-whores-comedy-sph-bucket-joke-anal

Dr Who Theme u/insomnia_swede u/TamedSiren u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Editor u/Wkdfaerie

SFX: Epidemic Sound

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[MFFMM4A] Doctor Whores Part 2 [Comedy][Medical Drama][Jerk off][Bi][Those Are Real Names][Except The Nurse][Seriously]

Synopsis: The only medical drama following doctors who may have sold sexual favours to pay their way through med school. All those doctor names are real names that a person could legitimately have. Nurse Giant Dick, maybe not so much.

Announcer: u/Badjhur

Dr Wankum: u/Wkdfaerie

Dr Suconcock: u/ResidentMadame

Patient: u/Fenrann

Nurse Giant Dick: u/SouthLandTale

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/affmm4a-doctor-whores-part-2-comedy-medical-drama

Editing: u/Wkdfaerie

SFX: Epidemic Sound

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[FM4A] End Credits / Gone Wild Games 2023 [Comedy][Sport News Program][Sex Athletes][GWA Commentary Team]

Synopsis: Highlights from the Gone Wild Games 2023, which just happen to also serve as end credits for the show as a whole!

Cast:

u/NaughtyPandita

u/scripts_by_sal

u/SouthLandTale

u/Wkdfaerie

u/sir-craft

u/Naughty_pyromaniac

u/JTSoundingoff

u/Critterjitter

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Scriptwriter: u/Scripts_by_sal

Editor: u/Scripts_by_sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

Music: Action Rock by LesFM | https://lesfm.net/motivational-background-music/,

GWG2023 by u/Scripts_by_sal

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[FFMMMM4A] Excessive Penile Augmentation [Size Queen][Augmented Dick]

Synopsis:

Hayden: u/SouthLandTale

Morgan: u/Wkdfaerie

Steven: u/JTsoundingoff

Stacey: u/NaughtyPandita

Doctor: u/Stuckinasmut

Nurse: u/Bandi_nsfw

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Scriptwriter: u/VPraek

Script offer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12_hK2R9w08Mq8Z5gJMpYwe61r_3q1hK3GCIk2LAtfOc/edit?usp=sharing

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX and music: freesound.org (CC0) and Zapsplat.com (standard license); Royalty free music from www.fesliyanstudios.com

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[FMMA] Going Down [Due South] [Parody][Singing][Prostitution][Analingus]

Synopsis: A parody of the hit show Due South, which I cannot recommend enough. The show, not this parody. (Definitely not Pyro's sneaky attempt to get more people into the original show, lol)

Ray: u/Bandi_nsfw

Fraser: u/SouthLandTale

Prostitute: u/TamedSiren

Announcer: u/ResidentMadame

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/ammf4a-going-down-comedy-parody-due-south-analingus

Opening (parody) song cover: u/TamedSiren

SFX: Freesound.org (cc)

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[MMFF4A] GWA Soap Opera [Soap Opera] [SFX] [Anal] [Cumshot] [Helicopter Dick]

Synopsis: In the "All My Followers" soap opera, a VA isn't happy with her SFX, and confronts her editor

Narrator: u/scripts_by_sal

Cyrus: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Evangeline: u/Wkdfaerie

Vixanne: u/NaughtyPandita

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Scriptwriters: u/CatEyeSpecks and u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/WhiskeyTanFox101/aaaa4a-gwa-soap-opera-soap-opera-sfx-anal-cumshot

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX and music: freesound.org (CC0) and Zapsplat.com (standard license)

Special thanks to u/flickerinverse and u/scripts_by_sal for additional SFX.

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[F4A] GWA TV: ESSN Blowjob Competition [Comedy][Blowjob][Deepthroat][Sports announcer]

Synopsis: This script is part of the GWA TV Collab and parodies sports broadcasts. ESSN presents the Tristate Womens Blowjob Competition!

Announcer: u/NaughtyPandita

Additional Voices: u/Scripts_by_Sal

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Scriptwriter: u/Stuckinasmut

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/Stuckinasmut/a4a-gwa-tv-essn-blowjob-competition-comedy-blowjob

Editor: u/Scripts_by_Sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

Music: Music By TimTaj (https://timtaj.com/),

Action Rock by LesFM | https://lesfm.net/motivational-background-music/

Music promoted by https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/

Creative Commons CC BY 3.0

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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[AA4A] Hot Milfs In Area [Comedy][Meta][No Sex]

Synopsis: A couple of network engineers tracking the content on GWA-TV come to a shocking realisation.

A: u/Southlandtale

B: u/TamedSiren

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/aa4a-hot-milfs-in-area-comedy-meta

Editor: u/naughty_pyromaniac

SFX: Freesound.org (CC0)

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[MMFF4A] Kumfort (KUM) Airlines Ad [Commercial] [Airline] [Blowjob Cart] [ASMR]

Synopsis: A very serious commercial for a very serious business.

Narrator: u/ResidentMadame

Passenger: u/scripts_by_sal

Female flight attendant: u/Wkdfaerie

Male flight attendant: u/KurogamiVA

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Scriptwriter: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/WhiskeyTanFox101/fmaa4a-kumfort-kum-airlines-ad-commercial-airline

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX and music: freesound.org (CC0) and Zapsplat.com (standard license)

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[MFM4A] Let’s Get Physical! [Sketch] [Comedic] [Workout Program] [80s Inspired] [The Legwarmers Stay On During Sex] [Stand And Carry] [Workout Partner] [Double Penetration] [Anal] [Double Facial] [Cum Eating] [Swallowing]

Synopsis: Let’s Get Physical follows host Katherine “Kitty” Powell and her co-star Michael Strong as they instruct viewers on how to pull off some of the more athletic sex positions. This week’s show is all about stand and carry, which requires the penetrating partner to have significant upper body strength. After warming up, the two begin to demonstrate the position, and when it turns out that Michael is still a little tired from rehearsal, he brings out his buddy Josh to help with their workout.

Kitty Powell: u/VanillaCandles12

Michael Strong: u/flickerinverse

Josh : u/ThoseDamnPixels

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Scriptwriter: u/ellamachine

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/s/6r9n4

Editor: u/VanillaCandles12

SFX and music: Uppbeat

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[FMM4A] PORTABLE SUCCUBUS 69000 and bonus “Under the Cameltoe Serum” [mechanically assisted masturbation][Jingle Balls][Merry XXXmas][Aphrodisiac]

Synopsis: Clinical infomercial for Portable Succubus and Under the Cameltoe Serum with live demonstration

Female: u/Wkdfaerie

Male: u/insomnia_swede

Announcer: u/JTsoundingoff

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Scriptwriter: u/VPraek and u/nyaanneko.

Script offer: https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1n5tvg-fPIGeeQlAMJrkm9Pmy58Z9hugEOs21qvO6Xc0/mobilebasic

Editor: u/insomnia_swede

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[FMMM4A] Sweaty Dramatic Firemen Who Are Dramatic [Comedy] [Airtight] [Oiled] [Oral] [Anal] [PiV] [Firemen] [jogfuck][Explosions][If you know what I mean]

CW: brief fire truck sirens and explosion

Synopsis: Heavily dramatised life of firemen. Things explode, a lot. Chicago Fire I think is the one I'm thinking of. Continuation of the last show's ending with Lurky stuck.

Lurky: u/Lurkydip

BOF1: u/naughty_pyromaniac

BOF2: u/Stuckinasmut

BOF3: u/SouthLandTale

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/fmmm4a-sweaty-dramatic-firemen-who-are-dramatic

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX and music: freesound.org (CC0) and Zapsplat.com (standard license)

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[MFM4A] T&A Mobile ad [app controlled vibe] [comedy] [under 1k] [remote control toys][Commercials]

Synopsis: A couple try to have fun but run into trouble in this Cellphone service provider ad parody for GWA-TV collab.

Announcer: u/WhiskeyTanFox

F: u/ResidentMadame

M: u/Stuckinasmut

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Scriptwriter: u/Stuckinasmut

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/Stuckinasmut/mfa4a-t-a-mobile-ad-app-controlled-vibe-comedy

Editing: u/ResidentMadame

Music: "Lounge Bossa" https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/royalty-free-music/downloads-c/romantic-music/23

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[FMM4A] The Mating Process is a Complicated Affair [Documentary][Voice Over][Voyeur][Established Relationship][Helicopter Penis][Oral][Pegging][SFX][Music]

Synopsis: The sketch is presented like a nature documentary - similar in format to a David Attenborough production.

F: u/Lurkydip

V. O.: u/Escaping_Zoya

M: u/Scripts_by_Sal

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Scriptwriter: u/Scripts_by_Sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/fma4a-the-mating-process-is-a-complicated-affair

Editor: u/Scripts_by_Sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

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[FM4A] The TV Watchers [Meta Narrative][Meta][And they were][Room mates][NNN][Porn][rain] but [no asmr][Roomates to Couch Potatoes]

Synopsis: It's the final hours of No Nut November. And two roommates have nothing but GWA-TV to distract themselves

M1: u/insomnia_swede

F1: u/Critterjitter

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Scriptwriter: u/Scripts_by_Sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/fm4a-the-tv-watchers-final

Editor: u/Scripts_by_Sal

Additional Material: u/Scripts_by_Sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

Music: www.zapsplat.com, u/Scripts_by_Sal

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[MMF4A] Vicar of Dickley [Comedy][Parody][Vicar of Dibley][Discussion of][Dubcon]

Synopsis: Just a standard Dibley conversation.

u/WhiskeyTanFox101

u/NaughtyPandita

u/Scripts_by_Sal

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Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/naughty_pyromaniac/afm4a-vicar-of-dickley-comedy-parody-vicar-of

Editor: u/Scripts_by_Sal

SFX: Freesound.org (CC)

Music: Scripts_by_Sal

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[FFM4A] Whose Nut is it Anyway?! [Game show] [Blowjob] [Cumshot] [Swallowing] [Exhibitionism]

Synopsis: Welcome to an all new episode of Whose Nut is it Anyway? The latest game show where two contestants compete in finding out in whose nuts they just tried.

Rick: u/escanoriega

Ilene: u/Wkdfaerie

Bethany: u/Critterjitter

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Scriptwriter: u/MR-CHiP

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/MR-CHiP-/ffm4a-whose-nut-is-it-anyway-game-show-blowjob

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX and music: freesound.org (CC0) and Zapsplat.com (standard license)

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SFX and Music Quick List:

Freesound.org (CC)

Artlist.io (paid licence)

zapsplat.com

Epidemic Sound

www.fesliyanstudios.com

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Specifics:

Action Rock by LesFM | https://lesfm.net/motivational-background-music/

Rock by LesFM | https://lesfm.net/motivational-background-music/

Music By TimTaj (https://timtaj.com/)

"Lounge Bossa" https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/royalty-free-music/downloads-c/romantic-music/23

https://www.chosic.com/free-music/all/