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From the title you can probably see where this script is going, and if you're in any doubt, yes this is a Christmas (Holiday Hi-jinks) themed beast script. This script is outlandish, kind of silly, funny and maybe even cutesy (if you've a twisted sense of humour like me). As always, please read all the tags carefully. if there is anything you find distasteful or even triggering, then please do not read.
Synopsis: There once was a happy little elf who did a bad thing and was sent to work in Santa's reindeer stable. There she learnt that this Christmas wasn't about giving, but 'receiving', with the help of one of Santa's magical reindeer.
Note to potential VAs: A comedy elf voice isn't essential, but is encouraged.
If you wish to read this script, you'll find it here:
https://scriptbin.works/s/wekpf
This is pure fantasy for 18 only. it is a work fiction and the script is about, by and for adults.
Here is a snippet:
Oh, Santa is such a meanie.
All the other elves are in the workshop, working and singing. Having a merry time. And with just 10 days till Christmas, I’m stuck out here in the stables.
[Puts on mock Santa voice] ‘Make the rocking horses realistic’ [Stops Santa voice] he said. So, I did. How was I to know he didn’t mean anatomically realistic. The big grouch said they looked obscene. Well [blows raspberry] to him.
I’ve worked in the workshop for 150 years. I’m so good with my hands, I’m wasted out here sweeping straw, I should be in there, making presents for Christmas.
I thought they looked very handsome rocking horses. Oh, why am I talking to you Blitzen, you’re a reindeer.
Don't give me those eyes. Sorry, Yeah this is where you live. It's a very nice stable, it's just that I should be in 'there'. But it is good to have someone to just listen. [Pause] Here, have a carrot.
[Blitzen snorts]
Now I’d best get back to sweeping the stables. Maybe If I do a really elfing good job, Santa will let me come back to the workshop.
[Hums to self as she sweeps]
[Stable door creaks open]
[Half whispering]
Who’s that Blitzen? Maybe Santa has changed his mind and he’s come to tell me?Oh [pause] it’s Mrs Claus, what’s she doing here?
[Blitzen snorts]
[Puzzled] She looks like she’s sneaking about.
[Excitedly] Ooooo, maybe it’s a game of hide and seek? I’d best not give her away then and ruin the fun.
Bestiality in real life is abhorrent. This is script is pure fantasy and in no way encourages any particular behaviour or actions.
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