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Well, that might be kind of a problem.
Not you being blind! THAT isnāt a problem! Nothing wrong with that!
Um, it's just that this club...it's got rules, you know.
Oh jeez, I gotta spell it out? We're not allowed to touch the customers!
So yeah, this is awkward.
Man, Iām so sorry! Looks like whoever arranged this for you didn't read the small print.
Aw, now I feel all bad! You must have really been looking forward to this, and itās not like just listening to the music and hearing me move around would give you an experience thatās anywhere near as good!
You know what? No. Donāt apologise. Sit down. Iām gonna MAKE this work!
Iāve never disappointed a customer before, and youāre not gonna be the first!
The friends of a blind person (the listener) didnāt read the small print when they arranged for them to get a private show at a strip club, as a birthday treat. The rule of āno touchingā means that the experience is likely to be a damp squib...but this stripper is determined that sheās going to make this work, with some very vivid descriptions!
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