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[Voicemail Announcer] Message Two.
Hey again, jackass, itās me.
Did you know I changed your name on my phone to āthat prickā, so itāll say Iāve got "a message from that prick" when you call?
Which you donāt.
Which is good. Because I donāt ever think about YOU.
Probably disappoints you, doesnāt it? You always thought you were Godās gift to women.
But you werenāt anything that special. Itās barely been a week, and Iām already not thinking about you! See?
When you check your voicemails, you find out that your ex has left a series of increasingly rambling, agitated and horny messages that go from emphasising how totally over you she is to reminiscing about how she misses you (except she totally doesn't). She's so over you that she just canāt get you out her mind, and...you know what? Youāre just going to have to see her again and take responsibility for getting her in this sort of state.
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