Hi there! Since I've written two relatively "normal" scripts before this, it's time to get a bit weird. I do have this username for a reason, after all...

Since this is both my first niche fetish script and my first sound effect-heavy script, feel free to reach out if you have questions/suggestions about how to fill it.

Synopsis (Listener POV): You just attended a house party at your old friend's house. You've had feelings for her for a while, and after the rest of the guests cleared out, you were standing outside her house, trying to find the words to tell her. But when you head back inside, you hear some strange noises from her bedroom and catch her stark naked, straddling a giant balloon while blowing another one up. Some rather silly, yet rather sexy, things happen after that...

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Word count: 1785 words including directions

Inclusivity notes: speaker has breasts and a vagina; listener has a penis. Speaker has listener blow up a balloon, so that could be rough for people with asthma or other respiratory conditions.

Sound Effects and Improv: Balloon sound effects are mandatory (I included links to some samples, but big bonus points if you record your own), others are optional. A bit of improv or rephrasing to help your reading feel more natural to you is welcome.

Copyright/Disclaimer: This script is written by someone over 18 years of age, for consumption by people over 18 years of age, and all characters in the script are consenting adults over 18 years of age. All rights to this script are reserved by the author, with the exception that rights are granted to record the script and freely post it as long as the person who makes the recording doesn't charge money for access to it.

Acknowledgments: Thanks to /u/dominaexcrucior for encouraging me to write something about my unusual interests and for providing feedback, it's very much appreciated!