Fiend: So what do you say? All you have to do is say yes, and you will have a taste of the twisted but unforgettable pleasures of Hell, and—

Fiend: What? What exactly do you mean, “another offer”?

Archfey: I believe he was talking about ME, you hellish slattern.

Fiend: Who are you and what are you doing here? And where were you hidden?

Archfey: A subtle illusion to hide my presence—I’m surprised you were unable to see through it, if you really were as powerful as you claim.

Archfey: And as for your question, I shall overlook the lack of respect in addressing a Queen of the Fey!

Archfey: I was just about to make a contract with this mortal when you barged in in such a VULGAR fashion. But you are too late, it is as good as sealed.

Fiend: But not yet? Then I’m SURE you won’t mind if I come in with a better offer? It would be such a pity if he was duped into taking a...cheap and cheerful option, right?

Archfey: How dare you!

Fiend: Oh, I dare all right! I ALWAYS dare! (laugh) And now I think it’s time I make my case.

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When you’re just starting out as a warlock, those most important decision to make is to choose the patron that will give you your powers. And you are quite lucky / unlucky, for you have two patrons vying for you! A buxom, beautiful queen of the fey, and a deliciously depraved archdevil. They’re getting competitive over you, eager to prove who has more to offer. As if the choice wasn’t hard enough!

Script Link (Scriptbin, approx 2350 words without speaker tags 170 words for extended ending)

My Unfilled Scripts & Fills Of My Scripts

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There is an optional extended ending where the third warlock patron from the Player’s Handbook—the “Great Old One”--makes an appearance, along with copious tentacles. Use the shorter or longer ending, as you prefer.

Additional Tags: [Are You A Good Boy Or Bad Boy?] [Mentions of BDSM] and [Pain]

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This is one of those scripts that's been sitting around unfinished for months. Feels good to make that big push to deliver it to you, and hopefully, it feels good to read too! Now...who would you choose?