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You look a little distracted. Is this your first time going off-world?
There’s nothing to worry about. It might sound a little freaky if you’ve never done this before, but it’s a truly excellent way to travel through space.
You see, it took us so long to figure out how to go faster than light. It seemed like the universe had a set of rules that it was never going to break.
But we just needed to think outside the box!
How do you get someone to relax the rules? Easy, you’ve gotta get them in a good mood! Same for the universe! And that’s how the Groovedrive works.
All we need is enough positive vibes on one spaceship, and we can get so high we’ll be flying to other stars before you know it!
Now, you might have been all proper and straight-laced on Earth, but there’s no room for a buzz-kill up here. So we’re not going to spare any effort to get you in the right mood.
Is this your first time going through interstellar travel with a Groovedrive equipped starship? Just relax, and focus on generating the good vibes that get the universe in a good enough mood to let you break the laws of physics. You’ll get so high you’ll be in another star system before you know it, and our highly trained free-use flight attendant will be more than happy to help! Just follow her to a private cabin, and get ready for some funky space sex like nothing you’ve ever experienced!
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CW: Contains drug use (fictional psychoactive drug)
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