Well, that’s it. We got everything unpacked in both of our dorm rooms. We ended up decorating them pretty much the same, since we’re both into so much of the same stuff. Sports. Video games. And of course girls. Our wardrobes are also pretty much the same too, other than the one dress my mom made me pack. Really, they should have let us room together in a bigger dorm room. Except there’s that entire boy-girl thing going on, and even if your parents were somehow okay with it, my mom wouldn’t be.

You know what? College is going to be awesome. We are so going to have the time of our lives.

But, um… do you want to hear something funny?

Yeah you do. Don’t ruin my fun. Anyway, my mom took me aside before we left, and told me to be sure I never did anything… um… sexual with you.

As if, right? We’re just friends. Our houses were right by each other, so we grew up playing together. You’re probably a major reason why I turned into such a complete tomboy. I never had girls to play with, and mom was always away doing whatever. Your mom raised me more than she did I think.

But you’ll remember she always kept a close eye on us when I had you over. Never let me go over to your place. I think she’s still in denial about my liking girls. She apparently was afraid we were going to fuck for some reason, but thought as long as she was around, it wasn’t going to happen. But now that we’re starting college together… well, for some strange reason she decided she had to tell me I couldn’t have sex with you.

But you want to know the real punchline?

Apparently you’re my half-brother. And no one has told us our entire lives.

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This naughty tale of tomboy revenge from a few years back is one of my more popular ones on A03, and I like it as well. Given it's never been filled, it seems fair to repost it after all of this time. Hopefully it still holds up.

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