I had a few tags that I really wanted to put together for this one. It's been a hot minute since I've written [Hold the Moan], and I've been meaning to do another voyeur script, so I came up with this fun little robbery scenario. It's also the first of a few "for warmth" scripts that I've been working on, so stay tuned if you're into that. Summer can't last forever.

Special thanks to my beta reader and thicc girl consultant for invaluable advice.

Content warning: There is mention of the speaker being bi-sexual, but it doesn’t feature heavily in the plot.

Terms of endearment: Baby

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I’ve always wanted someone to rip my clothes off like that…did you see those buttons flying everywhere? That’s unbelievably hot.

Yeah, take off that bra for him, honey….

C’mon, don’t act like I’m the only one who wanted to see her tits.

Can you blame him? They’re fucking amazing! If I could get my hands on them, I’d be devouring them too.

Hey, what are you doing back there?

I wasn’t…ok yeah, I guess I was kind of pressing my ass against you. But why are you right up against me in the first place?

Uh-huh. I don’t know about that…it seems pretty spacious in here. I think you just can’t resist my big, juicy butt.

That’s fair…you are really warm. Alright, you can grab my hips and keep rubbing against me, if you think it’ll help share body heat. Just don’t get too carried away, ok?

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Synopsis for performer:

Your character is a professional thief of the sneaky, catburglar variety. Her partner in crime is a close friend and trusted colleague, who she loves to tease with her voluptuous body. While they’re both accomplished crooks, she’s the planner of the duo, always keeping an eye on the big picture, while his main concern is getting into places he shouldn’t be.

The entirety of the script is meant to be spoken in hushed tones and stage whispers. It doesn’t have to be super quiet, though, as our characters are basically in a different room than the people they’re hiding from. The intended mood is that they’re desperately trying to be quiet, while banging with not-quite-reckless abandon.

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Synopsis for listener:

A pair of career thieves are hired by a mysterious employer to break into a research lab and steal a sample of a valuable new chemical. They’ve got inside information, and it’s not a guarded facility, so it should be a pretty straightforward job….

Find the full script here.

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