This is a nice party the town is throwing you. They really haven’t had a chance to celebrate something this big in hundreds of years, since… well, obviously you know the story.

It makes me kind of jealous, actually. I could have beaten that dragon with one hand tied behind my back. To be fair, they were both chained behind my back and to that pillar. Which makes sense, I guess, since I was supposed to be the annual sacrificial maiden for the dragon. That has been the arrangement so that it wouldn’t burn the village and our farms to the ground.

I kept telling the other people in town I wasn’t a maiden. I mean, sure, I was technically a maiden, in that I’d never, um… been with a boy. I’ve never really identified as a maiden though. You know me. I’ve been a tomboy since I could make my own decisions about what to wear, or how to cut my hair. I think being forced to wear this stupid white gown is worse than being eaten by the dragon would have been.

I could go home and take it off I guess. I’m not used to anything this feminine, or this soft. It doesn’t leave much to the imagination, either. But if I left, who would protect you?

From who? From all these predatory girls here at the inn with us. The ones who weren’t pure enough to be sacrificial offerings apparently. Although, in hindsight, when being a virgin and over the age of eighteen qualifies you to be dragon food, I guess they had the right idea.

Anyway, now that this town has a hero for the first time in our history, they’re all eager to be bedded by him.

See? This is why you need me to protect you. You don’t even notice them practically throwing themselves at you or making not so subtle hints.

Okay, I can’t wear this dress a second longer. But I can’t leave you here to those harlots’ siren call. You’re coming with me back to my room above my parent’s bakery. We can come back after I’ve changed. Here, take my hand and come with me.

Ignore the townspeople cheering. Or my nervousness. It’s the wine. We’ll be back soon enough and if you really want to bed some stupid wench then, fine with me...

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This is my take on the entire "maiden being sacrificed to the dragon" type story. It's maybe similar to DragonSlayer, in that there is a tomboy of sorts in both, although I think the story unfolds a bit differently to make this unique. Hopefully people enjoy it.

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