Additional tags: The F4M script also contains mention of [Foot Fetish] [Oral Sex] [PIV] and [Cumshot], while the F4F script mentions [Foot Fetish] [Oral Sex] and [Tribbing]

Content note: There’s a small amount of dirty talk around footjobs, but I wouldn’t say that it features heavily in the script. As far as the JOI/SI goes, it’s a mix of instruction and encouragement. No countdowns.

Terms of endearment: The listener is referred to as “honey”, “sweetie”, and “baby”.

Ok, let’s be real: I’ve never seen “Fiddler on the Roof”, so if you were hoping for an intelligent NSFW parody of that, I’m afraid you’re out of luck. This title just made me giggle like an idiot. But if you’re looking for a hot and playful phone-sex-style tropical fantasy, then do I have a script for you! Two scripts, actually, because there are separate F4M and F4F versions. They're similar, but there's around 300 words difference between them.

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Synopsis for performer:

Your character was written to be playful and a bit of a goofball, with a healthy sense of humour when it comes to sex. She also teases the listener a lot. I tried to write the sunscreen bottle scene to feel fun and sexy, so feel free to play around with the laughter and seduction cues, if that feels more natural to you.

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Synopsis for listener:

A woman is on a tropical vacation, but her friends haven’t arrived yet, so she calls her partner at home as she explores her luxury accommodations. She suggests a sexy little idea that will allow them to cum together, and start her holiday off with a bang.

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Find the full F4M script here.

Find the full F4F script here.

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