Hello, darlings. This little humor-and-blowjob combo script is inspired by Attack on Titan (Shingeki no Kyojin). Since I do not own that IP, this script is not from the Ravish a Girl books. It's just offered here for your enjoyment. Especially if you have ever wanted to fuck that waifu Sasha Brause. Or if you've ever wanted to be her, sweet and fiery and well-fed and well-fucked.

For Love of a Potato is set two thousand years in our future. Humanity is menaced by carnivorous giants called Titans, and in the battle for survival humans are often very hungry, too. Especially Sasha, who is a thin redheaded military cadet from a country town who would really like a full meal. Enjoy her and her potato! Find more of my scripts here.

Hai is pronounced "hi," nani is pronounced "nonnie," and Brause rhymes with her blouse, which will not stay buttoned through the entirety of this scene.

VAs: Please go over the top and have as much fun filling this as is humanly possible. Make the Training Corps proud!

For Love of a Potato

script by u/ravishagirl

it's a hot day; we hear background sounds of military cadets lined up, standing at attention for review

Sasha is eating a potato with hungry little bites and she is making sounds of absolute relish, because potatoes are the only thing in Sasha's world more savory and more significant than steak; Sasha is practically humming with arousal at how good this potato is

until the drill sergeant reaches her in line and interrupts her repast, that is

he looks furious

Sasha tries to answer his question with her mouth full

muffled Hai!

swallows quickly

more clearly Hai!

Sasha Brause, Cadet from Dauper Village, Mr Drill Sergeant Sir!

What am I doing, Sir? You're asking what I'm putting in my hot little mouth while standing at attention, Sir?

I am eating a boiled potato, Sir!

... Why ... am I eating a potato?

she answers with military gusto Sir! Potatoes are delicious, Sir! I liberated this potato from the kitchen, Sir, while on my way out to muster, Sir! It was steaming and tasty and I just couldn't resist it, Sir!

hesitant You ... still don't understand why I would be ... eating this potato, Sir?

Um.

puzzled Do ... you need me to explain why people eat potatoes, Sir?

pause I ... I could ... give you half of my potato? ...

Here, Mr Drill Sergeant Sir. Have a potato.

gasps at his response

D-drop and give you a b-

Sir? Are you serious, Mr. Drill Sergeant Sir?

gulps

Hai! Kneeling, sir!

rustling of her uniform as she does

I'm on my knees, Sir. In my uniform, Sir. Yes, Sir. I understand: If I am so hungry, you will damn well give me something to eat, Sir. I understand.

Hai. I'll unbutton my blouse, Sir.

rustling as she complies

she breathes a little faster

Hai. Thank you, Sir.

Yes, Sir, I understand my tits need a thorough inspection, Sir. Yes, I understand you will review my tits for any irregularities, Sir!

moaning softly as he touches her

Yes, Sir, my nipples are very sensitive, Sir! And your hands are very firm on my tits, Sir!

squirming and moaning

No, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir. Yes, I WILL be a good girl, Sir. I will be quiet, Sir.

she closes her mouth but keeps whimpering with need and arousal, her whimpers muffled behind her lips

her heart racing

Hai. These are military-grade tits, Sir. Well aware of it, Sir. No, Sir. These tits are from the country, bred on dairy, steak, and potatoes, Sir.

whimpers

breathless Sir, yes, Sir. I am enjoying it, Sir.

chagrined No Sir, I am not sunburned, I am blushing. There are a LOT of cadets watching.

she lets out a moan, helpless to stop it

Hai.

Leave my tits out, Sir? Yes, Sir.

blushing furiously Yes, Sir. I understand that with everyone watching, you are going to demonstrate the "power of humanity," and I will have to take it, Sir. Yes, Sir. Absolutely correct, Sir: A cadet who aspires to protect humanity from the hunger of the Titans must be prepared to be completely and totally fucked. We are fucked so humanity isn't. Understood, Sir.

I understand, Mr Drill Sergeant, Sir! I will comply with all the diligence and endurance required of humanity's finest!

I understand. I am ready.

Go ahead and unbuckle, Sir. Don't worry, whatever the mission objective, I will not let you down, Sir.

Are you ... shy? It's ok. As with any good meal, it's not the size that matters, it's the flavor, Sir.

unzipping sound

Oh. OH. That... a fearful little tremble, then she takes a breath and gets her defiance back That cock is certainly standing at attention, Sir!

Hai. I will lick your cock, Sir.

licking, diligently, making soft little sounds as she does

a little breathless now It's ok, Sir, I can handle something big. Even THAT big. I joined the cadets to take on and vanquish massive opponents! And also because if I get really lucky, a cute three-meter-class Titan might catch me, pin me down, spread my legs, and ... eat me. moans

What? No, I'm not a lesbian, I'm bi. Well, actually, my sexual orientation is basically feed-me-a-potato-and-fuck-me. The more savory the potato, the better.

kissing the tip of his cock Mmn.

Anyway I am definitely ready for this mission and I can handle whatever you give me, Mr. Drill Sergeant, Sir. Do your worst, Sir.

kissing his cock

softly I wonder if this will give me a VERY big meal.

sucking him gently

... As long as I get to finish my potato when you're done.

Nani???!!!!

No rations for the rest of the day?!

Sir!!!!

That's not a fair punishme - mmmphhhmmm mmmm mmmm

he interrupts her by shoving something big and THICK in her hot little mouth

it is not a potato

she struggles to take it but sets herself to the task with all the ferocity of her country upbringing

he is rough with her, and we can hear it

gluck gluck gluck

he shoves that cock deep, and suddenly she can't breathe, and he doesn't let her up

...

...

a whimper and whine for air

coughing Yes, Sir. I'm sorry, Sir! I'll take more, Mr Drill Sergeant, Sir! Hai - mmmph mmphh

gluck gluck gluck gluck gluck

gasping for air

Yes, Sir. It's an excellent cock, Sir! Yes Sir, I am a very lucky girl, Sir!

gluck gluck gluck

whimpering around his cock because he is shoving it so fucking deep and she can't get a breath

she squirms but he is holding her down on his cock

she just has to take it like a good girl

whimpers

then ... three loud gulps, one after the other, swallowing down what he gives her

whimpers

he lets her up

panting for air

Th-thank you for your cum, Sir.

breathless

No, Sir, your cum does not taste better than potatoes, Sir. Potatoes are life.

a slap

a cute little yelp

Sorry, Sir! Permission to speak candidly, Sir?

Thank you, Sir. Your cock was shoved so deep in my throat I couldn't taste it when you came, Sir! It went right down like gravy.

Hai!

Yes, Sir, I will learn respect, Sir. I will leave my blouse open and my tits soft and warm and available, Sir. Understood. I will run around the compound perimeter today until I drop, Sir! So that I can learn to endure a long run without a potato. Yes, Sir!

gasps Nani?!!!!

I ... I must stop for any cadet who asks? Get on my knees like a good girl and suck him off and swallow his hot cum, or eat her out, Sir? And then continue my run?

dazed Hai.

Cum and cunt juice are my only food until the entire Training Corps is satisfied? Yes, Mr. Drill Sergeant, Sir!

Yes, I will comply, Sir.

I will make the Training Corps proud, Sir.

Hai!

she gets up and starts running

panting

the audio ends