Um, what are you doing in my bedroom, dude? As a tomboy or even just a woman I should kick your ass for being in here when I’m gone.

Oh, that’s right. I had asked you to feed my fish while I was house-sitting for my boss. Well, you’ll be relieved to know that she’s back from vacation, so you’re no longer on the hook for keeping my fish alive.

Although… and be honest here… were you really in here for less noble reasons?

Say… to spy on that one girl with my telescope again?

Oh, you are so busted dude. That look on your face gave you away. I probably shouldn’t have shown you how if you angled my telescope just right you could look into that woman’s bedroom as she does her special routine each night.

Hmm… you weren’t doing gross shit like jerking off in my room, were you? I can’t help but notice that there's a different box of tissues on my dresser than what I had left here.

Well, the bad news is that I have it on good authority that the show is over. Not just because I’m back from house-sitting. But also because that girl will never do that little sexy routine on the other side of the telescope.

You look confused. You should imagine how confused I was when I first saw a special movie. It’s a cult classic really. It’s called Body Double. Melanie Griffith is in it and incredibly hot. She made me into the bisexual I am today.

It's all about a guy who is tricked into spying on this beautiful woman who dances and masturbates every night. But it's all a set up, because it’s not really the girl he thinks it is. He was just meant to be watching so he could be drawn into witnessing a crime.

Now, that house you were spying on wasn’t just anyone’s house. It’s my boss’s house. But that wasn’t my boss you were watching. The first night, when I got you hooked, it was a friend from college. She did some exotic dancing to pay tuition or just to earn some money afterward. She was more than happy to help me out. It was just one night, after all.

But after that? It was all me.

Full Script Here

This is inspired by the 1984 movie "Body Double" which is a bizarre but very sexy movie best remembered by me at least for having the song "Relax, Don't Do It" featured heavily in it and for being one of the first movies Melanie Griffith did, and being very memorable in it. This script takes place at some indeterminate time after that. Is it the late 80s? Is it today? I tried to leave out any clues, because hopefully "when" doesn't really matter so much as "how" things happen.

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