What is This?

A sexy blockbuster action movie with couples from across the Myryverse. There are high stakes, emotional scenes, drama, and weird sex scenes (one character has wings). Comedic relief villains round this story about The Extractors; people with unique abilities brought together by everyone's undercover dentist Jimmy Sang.

The Extractors need to get The MacGuffin and stop Feldman Corp from selling out the world to corporations for the highest profit.

Will they succeed?

Can Pamela Carter and Ayah Thomas keep the group together through the challenges? Will Louis Grey and Riley Kane get to lead normal lives? Can Dawson Reed and Sabina Anders make it through the strain of their ride-or-die relationship? Will Salma Cabello and Jimmy Sang drive everyone away with their constant flirting at work? Listen and find out!

P.S. - Bruce is ok, because he is a good boy who deserves all the treats.

P.P.S. - There is a cursed theme song at the beginning and a cursed "hidden track" in one of the episodes. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Disclaimer

I am not a sound engineer. I drove myself insane getting this project to this level and it is honestly the best I can do. I know it is not perfect and I strongly encourage you to go and listen to the individual artists and their work to hear what they are able to do.

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The Cast and Crew

• Ayah Thomas - u/Eleventhtail
• Pamela Carter - u/Wkdfaerie
• Jimmy Sang - u/This_Guy_Eli
• Salma Cabello - u/SexySilverSTAR
• Dawson Reed - u/TheHuntsman1880
• Sabina Anders - u/MareyT
• Riley Kane - u/Shorane7
• Louis Grey - u/This_Guy_Eli
• Disclaimer Guy - u/This_Guy_Eli
• Mrs. Feldman - u/TDCrabsworth
• Brad - Crabsworth
• Chad - Crabsworth
• Bruce - Bruce
• Bound Guy - Crabsworth
• Hank The Spider - Crabsworth
• Credits Narrator - Myrythwyn
• Casting Director - u/Shorane7
• Writer - Myrythwyn
• Improvisation Script Additions - Crabsworth
• Sound Editor and Foley - Myrythwyn
• Support - u/This_Guy_Eli
• Original Lyrics and Theme Song Vocals - Crabsworth

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Script Link

The Extractors

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Links to the Pre-Stories

• Anders and Reed
• The Neighbour
• The Dentist
• The Hawk and the Nightengale - is a novella that was briefly released online
• For fun Feldman is mentioned in passing in one scene from Once, Twice, Three Times a Christmas and in a scene from Anders and Reed

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The Long Gushy Stuff

First I want to give a giant shout-out to the cast. There was a family death around the time I was going to edit this initially, so it took triple the time to finally put all of this together. I want to thank them for their infinite patience.

And now to each of the amazing cast in no particular order:

• Shore - I have said it before and I'll say it again; you are a beautiful and powerful musk ox. A warrior woman who knows no bounds and I am truly grateful to have you as my friend. Also...OMG! Look at you in this HUGE project and being a fucking pro at it!

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• This_Guy_Eli - The man, the myth, the legend; Eli...what can I say that I haven't already said. You took on 3 roles (technically 4 because Bruce) and gave such diverse and generous life to each of them. The Neighbor was a really emotional series and then to have you take on the crazy ride of The Dentist and agree to come back and do them both...I feel very lucky. Fingers crossed my bargain basement audio editing does justice to your performance. :)

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• Silversailorstar - If someone told me there was a person who could dial it to 11 on the cheesy lines I wrote for Sang and Cabello, and keep up with Eli AND they would want to be part of this project I would say they were lying. And then you came along and the rest his history. I had to take breaks editing your scenes with Eli because OMG the two characters are ALWAYS flirting and you both dialled it up in the best way possible.

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• The Huntsman - I can't thank you enough for agreeing to voice Reed one last time. Anders and Reed was one of my first scripts and my first series (I ended up making a series because I loved your performance of the first script so much). I really pushed Reed, putting the character through some really emotionally challenging stuff and also dealing with the fallout of "off-screen" trauma. You brought so much love and knowledge to the character I just could not believe how good you are.

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• Mochi - If there was a prize for best outtakes you get it hands down. Editing your stuff was a joy because I got a glimpse into your work process and you are funny in the best possible way. Also, you rival Huntsman in terms of diversity of takes, which made editing your scenes together a true joy in balancing a nuanced performance.

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• Eleventails - So I made you say the corrective "it's Thomas" more times than I count, but you still managed to find the nuance in an unimpressed delivery each time. As with Carter, Thomas is a challenging role. Finding the softness behind the stoicism is difficult, and you did it each time. You also had to wait to get to show off your acting chops, but boy was it worth it.

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• Wkdaudios - A professional through and through. Consistent and dynamic, but mainly, Carter and Thomas are the lynchpin characters. They are the ones balancing people and being the sounding boards for everyone. They are usually supporting others and often forget to support themselves, Which is why it is so beautiful to have the two of you together in scenes of being vulnerable.

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• Crabsworth - We have come a long way from sharing a desk at work, my friend. We collaborate on everything and I think the characters you play are the culmination of all of our time together. I can honestly say you are a second brother to me (and one that actually picks up the phone). So happy to have you on this.

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The Episodes

Unlike the Christmas special, The Extractors features characters in heteronormative relationships. With that in mind, I tried to make up for the lack of relationship diversity with sex scene diversity.

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