So this one... This is a bit of a ride, and not remotely in the way anything else I've posted before may fit that bill. I may have gone a bit off the rails here, but in a fun way...I hope. I had fun, anyway. Hopefully, someone else enjoys it.

It's got everything...There's car maintenance lingo, about 1000 not-so-veiled "clean" ways to say really dirty things, climate-change references for some reason... What more could anyone ask for, amiright?

If you read the script, honestly, bless you. You're a better person than some wacky smut-peddler like me deserves. But if you did... I would love to hear what you thought in the comments or privately if you prefer.

If you liked it, and wish to fill it, please feel free to do so. I just ask that anyone who does so credits me in post/comment so that everyone here can listen and enjoy it. Additional comments regarding script fills, and particularly for performers with paywalls and subscriptions, are available in performer notes on the script pages.

*Please, Please, Please\* - If you're going to take on this monstrosity and perform it, have as much fun with it as you like. It was honestly more challenging to write than I thought it would be, mostly in the choice of replacement words, and avoiding repeating them constantly. If you have better or even just funnier choices of euphemisms than the ones I couldn't stop laughing at, please feel free to use them in place of my own.

*Also: If you do perform it, and it takes more than 15 minutes, feel free to change the ending. I mean...she did say it was supposed to be free if it took longer than that...

Serviced to full satisfaction in 15 minutes or it's free!

(~1450 words w/o tone and context direction)

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Script Summary

I don't even know where to start...

The listener finds themselves seeking "fluid exchange" service at a shop that specializes in this type of maintenance. The speaker is a "service technician" who is in charge of performing a "fluid exchange" service for the listener, who is by her own description very past due on his regular maintenance.

Highly-indirect, car-maintenance-themed, euphemism-driven descriptions of Horny-Antics ensue.

Everything you actually need to know about this script is summed up by the inclusion of the line "I don't mean to come off like some displacement queen".

Script Notes:

This is by far, the least traditional script I have ever written in terms of sexy plot. It has a very intentional "15 Minute Oil Change Shop" motif, where all of the description of sexual acts and indication are phrased in a way that makes them seems like part of a conversation one might experience if they were trying to get an oil change for a car. There is no actual traditional sex lingo, but lot of innuendo and euphemism. But despite the "cleaner" words used, it's still pretty dirty.

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All characters in the story are 100% fictional. All of my content is intended to be read, performed, and/or enjoyed by adult audiences only. All characters referenced within the story are adults.