I thought it might be fun to put all of these in one place. Some of them have been posted before, some have not. They're just fun little teasing shitposts/prompts that'll hopefully give you a chuckle and/or inspire some response audios (interviewing for the role, or writing a letter of interest outlining why you'd be a perfect candidate for the position, etc).

Just to be very clear, these are not real advertisements.

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Wanted - One Bedwarmer [Advertising] for a [Snuggle Bunny][Cuddle Monkey][Wriggly, Wiggly, Little Spoon][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Cuddling][Snuggling][Kissing][Hair Play][Booty Rubs][Titty Squeezes][Thigh Stroking][Handjobs][Blowjobs][Cunnilingus][Fucking][Creampies][Swallowing] A [Bedwarmer's Proper Mindset][Apply Within][Shitpost]

Wanted - One Cum Kitten [Advertising For A Pet][Kitten][Puppy][Bunny][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Cuddles][Tummy Rubs][Smoochies][Rewards And Punishment][Cunnilingus][Blowjobs][Fucking][Creampies][Anal][Pet Tail Butt Plugs]

Wanted - One Cock Sleeve [Advertising For A Live-In Cock Sleeve][Cock Warmer][Ball Drainer][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Using You Hard][Cumming In Your Pussy][Sex While Spooning][Sneaking Away In Public][Sleeping With My Cock Inside You][Name-Calling][Perfect Little Slut]

Wanted - One FDom [Advertising] for an [FDom][Mistress][Goddess][Domina][Warm, Loving, Big Spoon][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Cuddling][Teaching Your Good Boy][Punish Misbehaviour][Reward Obedience][Head Pats][Hair Tussles][Titty Sucking][Cunnilingus][Fucking][Orgasm Control][Swallowing Your Juices][Being Your Slut][Dirty Boy][Cutie-Pie] an [msub's Proper Mindset][Claim Me, Miss][Shitpost]

Wanted - One Freeuse Assistant [Advertising For A Freeuse Assistant][Sexy Secretary][Executive Cock Warmer][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Bending You Over My Desk][Fucking You At Work][And On Business Trips][Blowjobs][Creampies][Anal][Group Sex][Sharing You With Clients]

Wanted - One One-Night Stand [Advertising For A One-Night Stand][Casual Encounter][Dirty Weekend][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Fingering You At The Bar][Fucking You All Night Long][Cunnilingus][Blowjobs][Facials][Anal][Spanking][Riding][Creampies]

Wanted - One Side-Slut [Advertising] for a [Side-Slut][Dirty Girl][Perfect Little Whore][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Sneaking Around][Cheating][Fucking Me Better Than My Girlfriend/Wife]["Working Late"][Booty Calls][Hair Pulling][Getting Fucked Up Against The Wall][Creampies][Blowjobs] a [Homewrecker's Proper Mindset][Shitpost]

Wanted - One True Love [Advertising] for my [One True Love][Babydoll][Sweetie-Pie][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [BFE][GFE][Love][Trust][Relationship Goals][Snuggling][Butt Wiggles][Forehead Kisses][Pyjamas][Making Love][Fucking][Blowjobs][Cunnilingus][Breeding][Sappy][Shitpost]

[Edit: and one more, thanks to a listener request:]

Wanted - One Breeding Slut [Advertising For A Breeding Slut][Baby Mama][Fertile Little Fuck Bunny][Job Description] and [Expectations] talk of [Creampies][Impregnation][Knocking You Up][Breeding Positions][Boobs Growing][Belly Swelling][Pregnant Sex][No Condoms Allowed]

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As ever, comments, private messages, advice, and criticism are warmly welcomed and appreciated.

Disclaimer: This post is a fantasy, a work of fiction. It was created and performed by adults and is intended to be enjoyed by adults. All characters engaging in sexual acts are aged 18 years or over. Its content is clearly [tagged] in the title, above. If you are not of legal age to view or listen to such material, please leave now. Do not reproduce this audio elsewhere without receiving my express consent.

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