What's better than sketch comedy? Adult sketch comedy! Welcome to the Funny Bone (R) sketch show! From meta commentaries about the life and workings of our fabulous adult audio stars and self-referential humour, through to more general comedic smut, there's a bit of something for everyone! Assuming everyone likes laughing while they jack/jill off; I don't know, maybe NTR enthusiasts prefer tears? Either way, we've rammed this thing so full of our collective comedic-nut that it's ready to burst. In fact, we even had to split it down the middle, so it's in 2 parts!

Links:

Part 1:

Soundgasm Link [44:25] Whyp Link [44:26]

Part 2:

Soundgasm Link [44:35] Whyp Link [44:35]

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Not all ~130 or so tags would fit, so please find the overflow here:

All Tags:[Act now][Advertisement][Androids][Awkward][Ball-sucking][Based on True Events][Begging][Blowjob Lessons][Bondage][Boning][Boundaries][But no sex][butt plug][Cage][Cametoosoon][Cheating][co-stars?][Cock Shrinking] [Collab][College][Comedy][Commercial][Communication][Deepthroat][Demanding][Dic Pics][dildo][Duplicitous][Edible Underwear][Established Relationship][Euphemisms Gone Wrong][Flash Flood of Cum][fleshlight][Funny Bone R][Gagging][Genie][glass dildo][Hand offs][Handcuffs][High Humidity][High Pressure Front][Howling][Humiliation][Humor][Incest][Infomercial][Interview][Judi Dench][Kabeshiri][La Niña][Like, way more meta than you're thinking][Lingerie, candles and music][Long][LOUD][manipulation][Meta][Misinterpretation][Moans][Mommydomme][National Horniness Service][News Report][news show parody][Nipple Tweaking][No bestiality][No Rules][No sex][NSFW][OC][Oral Sex][Oral][Orgy][Parody Ad][Parody News report][performance-enhancing lube][Petulant][Pharmaceutical Advertisement][Puns][Radio Play][Reports of Multiple Orgasms][Roleplay][Roommates][Satire][Saying “Daddy”][Screaming][Screw ball][Severe Pounding Warning][Sex Demon][Sex Holiday][Sex Therapy][Sex?][Sexting][Sexy Sports Report][Sexy Weather Report][Short][Singing][Sketch][Sloppy][So Dumb][Some Fake][Spoof] [Step bro][Step sis][Stock trading][Stuck porn][Stuck][Swallow that sword] [Talk Show Format][Testimonials][The Neighbors][Thesaurus Gone Wild][This Cunt Has a Lot of Problems with You People and You're Gonna Hear about It!][threat of violence] [Three Wishes][Throat sluts][Tribbing][Tropes][Unexpected Results][University][Walked In On][washed][Water skiing Squirrels][Water Spirit] [Willie B. Hardigan][yandere][Yelling]

Mentions of [Alcohol] [Bukkake] [Facials]

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When I first floated the idea around a month ago, I was blown away by the response I got from some incredibly talented people! Through various people getting covid and other unexpected delays, we still managed to put together, if I do say so myself (and I do), a damned fine comedy show! Special thanks to u/Wkdfaerie, whose organisational skills are one of the main reasons this project came in on time, and to u/Lurkydip and u/scripts_by_sal who edited the final versions among many, many other contributions! Full credits are included (either below or in posts under the main post, depending on how we're doing for space!). Thank you so much to everyone involved, everyone did a fantastic job, whether writing, acting or editing!

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While I highly recommend experiencing the whole show on its own merits, if you want to get an idea what's included, or go back to listen to your favourites, then there's a full lusting listing here.

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Part 1

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Part 2

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Details (Alphabetical Script Order):

[FMA4A] Airing out the dirty laundry [Comedy][Stuck porn][College][Step bro][Step sis][Incest]

Synopsis: Parody TV trailer for the new HBO series.

StepBro: u/fischji

Stepsis: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Narrator: u/scripts_by_sal

Scriptwriter: u/Stuckinasmut

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/Stuckinasmut/fma4a-airing-out-the-dirty-laundry-comedy-stuck

Music and Editing: u/scripts_by_sal

SFX: mixkit.co

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[FM4A][Script Fill] A Sextivus for the Rest of Us! [Collab] [Radio Play] [Talk Show Format] [Humor] [Interview] [Sex Holiday] [This Cunt Has a Lot of Problems with You People and You're Gonna Hear about It!] [Short]

Synopsis: A clip from a late night talk show discussing a new holiday - Sextivus

Guest: u/CatEyeSpecks

Host: u/fischji

written and edited by u/fischji

Sextivus music credits

https://uppbeat.io/t/cruen/funky-junk

License code: 3GQ7IPIFAZM9MCWN

https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time

License code: RRGUQ5LICBTZ0M1O

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[MMMMMMM4F] Battery Operated Boyfriends [Androids][Advertisement][Sex?]

Synopsis: A tech company advertisement: Android boyfriends guaranteed to satisfy of all your needs... Including sex, right?

Announcer: u/scripts_by_sal

Android 1: u/SouthLandTale

Android 2: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Android 3: u/scripts_by_sal

Android 4: u/fischji

Android 5: u/DrippingInnuendo

Android 6: u/eleventhtail

Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/fma4a-re-igniting-the-spark-established-relationship

Music and Editing: u/scripts_by_sal

SFX: mixkit.co

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[FMM4A] Coitus Interruptus [Begging] [Saying “Daddy”] [Screaming] [Yelling] [Howling] [Roommates] [Humor] [Walked In On] [Awkward] [Humiliation] [The Neighbors] [Based on True Events]

Synopsis: When your favorite VA's screams get a little too convincing...

VA: u/WkdFaerie

Roomie: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Cop: u/Fenrann

Scriptwriter: u/flickerinverse

Edited by: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX: Freesound.org, CC0 and Zapsplat.com, standard license

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[FFF4A] Couch to This Dick [Parody Ad] [Infomercial] [Comedy] [Act now] [Blowjob Lessons] [Deepthroat] [Sloppy] [Swallow that sword] [Gagging] [Throat sluts]

Synopsis: Parody ad for a new training regime to help you really learn how to suck that dick

Narrator: u/CatEyeSpecks

VA1: u/VoidScreamsBack

VA2: u/Successful_Craft_323

Scriptwriter: u/VoidScreamsBack

Editor: u/VoidScreamsBack

https://pixabay.com/music/corporate-upbeat-inspiration-106838/ - "Upbeat Inspiration" by AleXZavesa

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[MMMF4A] De-Maximite [Humor] [Spoof] Pharmaceutical Advertisement] [Cock Shrinking] [Testimonials]

Synopsis: There are products to enhance penis size. And products to make you last longer. But what about that third group of guys out there? Are you a man with a massive penis? Do you have problems having sex because your penis is just too damn big? Try De-Maximite.

Announcer: u/fischji

Female: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Male testimonial 1: u/GEDAudio

Male testimonial 2: u/Anxious_Red

Scriptwriter: u/CastiNueva

Script offer: https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/whmqet/script_offer80_scriptsm4ff4ma4afetish_roulettetoo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Editor: u/fischji

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[MMF4A] Do Whatever You Want (Parts 1 and 2) [Comedy][Misinterpretation][Bondage][Threesome][Cheating][?] Mentions of [Alcohol]

Part 1 Synopsis: A wife tells her husband to take charge and do whatever he wants. She meant 'to her', but unfortunately she wasn't *quite* specific enough.

Part 2 Synopsis: After abandoning his trussed-up wife to go to the pub our hero (?) returns home, having drunk enough to forget the previous night's activities. Of course she wouldn't hold a grudge, right?

Mark: u/Fenrann

Kate: u/Wkdfaerie

Josh: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Script: u/ShyButNaughty86

Script Editor: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Audio editor: u/Wkdfaerie

SFX: Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com/

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[MF4A] Fuckstick Dildos Ad [Shitpost] [Dildo] [Parody Ad] [Commercial]

Synopsis: It’s a short parody ad for a dildo company.

Announcer: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Annie Position: u/CatEyeSpecks

Scriptwriter: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Script offer: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWAComedy/comments/ywutzb/af4a_fuckstick_dildos_ad_script_offer_shitpost/

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX: Zapsplat.com standard license

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[FM4A] Girlfriend attempts but doesn't understand Mommydomme roleplay [Comedy] [Short] [Roleplay] [Mommydomme]

Synopsis: The speakers are a couple whose been together since their college days wanting to do a roleplay where the girlfriend is the mommydomme. However she doesn't quite understand the concept, leading to hilarious results

Gary: u/Fenrann

Melanie: u/Wkdfaerie

Scriptwriter: u/Stuckinasmut

Editor: u/Wkdfaerie

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[FMM4A] Great Moments in Free Audio Porn History [Shitpost] [Radio Play] [Thesaurus Gone Wild] [Euphemisms Gone Wrong] [Cheating] [Humour] [So Dumb]

Synopsis: If scriptwriters actually used those terrible sexual euphemisms in the Urban Thesaurus

Narrator: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Male VA: u/Fenrann

Female VA: u/WkdFaerie

Scriptwriter: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Edited by: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX: Zapsplat.com, standard license

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[FFFF4A] GWA Decorum 101 [Satire][University][Meta][No sex]

Synopsis: GWA University hosts a crash course in proper decorum.

Professor: u/Wkdfaerie

Jennifer: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Ellen: u/VoidScreamsBack

Sue: u/Lurkydip

Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Edited by: u/scripts_by_sal

SFX: Freesound.org

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[MFF4A] Meta? Eh, Too Awkward [META][Like, way more meta than you're thinking][Funny Bone R][LOUD]

Synopsis: After a script has already been recorded for the Funny Bone (R) show, another VA has decided that they aren't happy that they didn't get there first and has decided to record their own version. The original VA is less than pleased about this outcome, and interjects.

New VA: u/AGreatView

Original VA: u/Wkdfaerie

Director: u/ResidentMadame

Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac (and u/scripts_by_sal)

Editor: u/Wkdfaerie

SFX: Obtained from zapsplat.com

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Naughty News

[FFMM4A] Naughty News Segment (Intro) [Parody News report] [Edible Underwear] [Oral Sex]

Synopsis: The opening segment of our parody news

Anchor1: u/Wkdfaerie

Anchor2: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Interviewee1: u/AGreatView

Interviewee2: u/ResidentMadame

Scriptwriter: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

No public script offer

Editor: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

SFX: Zapsplat.com standard license (music and restaurant ambience)

[FF4A] 101 News Segment [News Report] mentions of [Bukkake] [Facials]

The latest research report from the Cunning Linguists Institute of Psychology

Anchor 1 u/ResidentMadame

Anchor 2 u/Wkdfaerie

Scriptwriter: u/Stuckinasmut

Editor: u/Wkdfaerie

Background Music: Obtained from zapsplat.com

[F4A] Cloudy with a Chance of Balls [OC] [Shitpost] [Humor] [Sexy Weather Report] [National Horniness Service] [Severe Pounding Warning] [High Pressure Front] [High Humidity] [Nipple Tweaking] [Reports of Multiple Orgasms] [Some Fake] [Flash Flood of Cum] [Cametoosoon] [La Niña] [Willie B. Hardigan]

Meterologist: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Scriptwriter: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Script offer: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWAScriptGuild/comments/uz0la6/a4a_script_offer_cloudy_with_a_chance_of_balls/

Editor: u/BonSoirAnxiety

[F4A] Naughty Newscast – Stock Trading Squirrels [News Report][Stock trading][Water skiing Squirrels][No bestiality]

Synopsis: News reporter [Do they have a name?] covers some breaking news and the commodities market.

Newscaster: u/Wkdfaerie

Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Editor: u/scripts_by_sal

https://pixabay.com/music/beats-rap-news-95447/ "Rap News" - Anton Vlasov

Glove snap (baby, glove snap): Not the B52s, but rather u/scripts_by_sal's handiwork once again!

Tags: [F4A] Switch Hitter's Do It Both Ways [Shitpost] [Humor] [Sexy Sports Report] [Boning] [Screw ball] [Tribbing] [performance-enhancing lube]

Synopsis: Sports reporter Connie Lingus brings you the play-by-play on all your favorite sexy sports.

Roles and respective VA usernames: u/CatEyeSpecks as Connie Lingus

Scriptwriter: u/CatEyeSpecks

Script Offer Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWAScriptGuild/comments/uz5dr6/a4a_script_offer_switch_hitters_do_it_both_ways/

Editor: u/CatEyeSpecks

https://pixabay.com/music/beats-rap-news-95447/ "Rap News" - Anton Vlasov

[FFFFMM4A] News/Riders Crossover

Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Synopsis: The thing at the end of part 1, linking two running jokes together.

Ivana: u/Wkdfaerie

A: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

B: u/CatEyeSpecks

C: u/sir-craft

D: u/VoidScreamsBack

E: u/Lurkydip

Edited by: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Music: Zapsplat.com, standard license

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[FMA4A] Reigniting the spark [Established Relationship][Lingerie, candles and music][Sex Therapy]

Synopsis: Following the advice of their therapist, F (Babe) and M (Sweetie) try to rejuvenate their sex life.

M (Sweetie): u/AGreatView

F (Babe): u/ResidentMadame

Therapist: u/Wkdfaerie

Scriptwriter: u/scripts_by_sal

Script offer: https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/fma4a-re-igniting-the-spark-established-relationship

Editor: u/scripts_by_sal

https://pixabay.com/music/smooth-jazz-seduction-jazz-112149/ "Seduction Jazz" - FreeGroove

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[MF4A] Richard Portrait [Comedy][NSFW][But no sex][Sketch]

Synopsis: After being given the go-ahead to send a dick-pic to the woman he's courting, our hero decides to go all out.

M: u/Fenrann

F: u/Wkdfaerie

Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Editor: u/Fenrann

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[FFFFF4A] Riders on the Porn, Parts 1-3 [Comedy][Meta][Puns][Incest][Definitely necessary tag here][Orgy][Tropes][Handcuffs][Kabeshiri]

Synopsis: Based on the fact that so, so many scripts start with a knock at the door; what if the door gets stuck? A loving parody of various GWA tropes.

VAs: u/VoidScreamsBack, u/Lurkydip, u/Wkddaerie, u/ResidentMadame, u/BonSoirAnxiety

Script writer: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Editor: u/VoidScreamsBack

SFX sourced from pixabay.com

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[FFFFFFMMMMM4A] Riders on the Porn Orgy/Credits [Comedy][Meta][Moans][Stuck][Hand offs] (whatever tags belong, really)

Synopsis: That's all, folks! So long and thanks for all the moans!

VAs: u/DrippingInnuendo, u/flickerinverse, u/SouthLandTale, u/BonSoirAnxiety, u/CatEyeSpecks, u/Wkdfaerie, u/AGreatView, u/Alea_iacta_est_irA, u/Fenrann, u/VoidScreamsBack, u/Lurkydip

Script writer: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Editor: u/VoidScreamsBack

SFX sourced from pixabay.com

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[FMMM4A] Short Adult Toy Story Sketch [dildo] [glass dildo] [fleshlight] [butt plug] [washed] [co-stars?] [comedy]

Synopsis: What would happen if a VA just washed and cleaned her toys and left them in the bathroom to dry, but we're in the Toy Story universe.

Dick (lifelike dildo): u/flickerinverse

Harry (glass dildo): u/WhiskeyTanFox101

Jane (fleshlight): u/Wkdfaerie

Tom (butt plug): u/scripts_by_sal

Scriptwriter: u/sir-craft

Music and Editing: u/scripts_by_sal

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[FF4A] [news show parody] [yandere] [manipulation] [threat of violence] [incest]

Synopsis: Educational news segment parody on seducing your step-brother

Tracey: u/Alea_iacta_est_irA

Elaine: u/Lurkydip

Scriptwriter: u/Escaping_Zoya

Music from zapsplat

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[FFFFFMMM4A]The Idiots’ Guide to Scoring with Your Favorite VA! [Infomercial][Communication][Boundaries][Demanding][Petulant][Duplicitous][Sexting][Cage][Mommy][Judi Dench][Dic Pics][No Rules][Parody]

Synopsis: Today we're talking about the proper GWA etiquette for communicating with VAs. A lot of people think respectful, polite and appreciative is the way to go. They couldn't be more wrong. Let's hear from some VAs you may know.

Announcer: u/VoidScreamsBack

F1: u/Lurkydip

M1: u/fischji

F2: u/CatEyeSpecks

F3: u/Allie_dreamweaver

M2: u/GEDAudio

M3: u/WhiskeyTanFox101

F4: u/BonSoirAnxiety

Scriptwriters: u/BonSoirAnxiety and u/fischji

Edited by: u/BonSoirAnxiety

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Wake_Up_Excerpt/VHS/ "VHS" - Jahzzar

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[FF4A] The Partner Swap [Short][Oral]

Synopsis: Two married couples try swapping partners for the night.

Cast:

u/Lurkydip

u/VoidScreamsBack

Scriptwriter: u/Scripts_by_sal

Script Offer:https://scriptbin.works/u/scripts_by_sal/ff4a-the-partner-swap-short-comedy

Editor: u/Scripts_by_sal

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[FFM4A]The Vaj Mahal [Genie] [Three Wishes] [Unexpected Results] [Sex Demon] [Water Spirit] [Grandma] [Incest]

Synopsis: A lonely masturbator finds herself in the presence of a sex genie and is granted three wishes. Unfortunately, this genie interprets wishes a little too literally

Woman: u/Alea_iacta_est_irA

Genie: u/flickerinverse

Granny: u/Lurkydip

Scriptwriter: u/Escaping_Zoya

Audio editor: u/Acrobatic_Ticket_659

SFX from zapsplat

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[MF4A] The Will of Deez [Comedy] [Sketch] [Ball-sucking]

Synopsis: A 'Deez Nuts!' joke goes right. Or wrong.

M: u/flickerinverse

F: u/CatEyeSpecks

Scriptwriter: u/naughty_pyromaniac

Edited by: u/flickerinverse

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SFX Quick List:

Zapsplat.com standard license (music, sound effects and restaurant ambience)

Freesound.org (Sound effects)

Mixkit.co (Sound effects)

Pixabay.com (Sound effects)

https://uppbeat.io/t/cruen/funky-junk License code: 3GQ7IPIFAZM9MCWN

https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: RRGUQ5LICBTZ0M1O

https://pixabay.com/music/smooth-jazz-seduction-jazz-112149/ "Seduction Jazz" - FreeGroove

https://pixabay.com/music/beats-rap-news-95447/ "Rap News" - Anton Vlasov

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Jahzzar/Wake_Up_Excerpt/VHS/ "VHS" - Jahzzar

https://pixabay.com/music/corporate-upbeat-inspiration-106838/ - "Upbeat Inspiration" - AleXZavesa