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The FitnessFapâ„¢ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Hope this doesn't break the rules...
The moment this popped into my head, I knew it had to be done.
If you have no idea what this is, you're lucky. Unless you're a great runner, then you would've loved it. The original monologue is permanently burned into the memory of every American kid in school at the same time when I was.
This is really just a joke, but I figured I'd at least make it functional. There are signals to speed up every minute, swapped with 4 signals to cum at 8, 14, 18, and 20 minutes. The bit is played straight.
There are two versions, one with sweet, sweet royalty-free music courtesy of good 'ol Kevin MacLeod, and one without. If you want the authentic experience, you know what you must do. On the off chance you actually want to try this, I recommend pulling up some supplemental material...
On your mark, get ready, start.
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