Cleric: You’re wasting your time, you know. All of you.

Cleric: He’s not going to choose one or the other of you. He’s not going to choose ME either, even if I asked him to. And it’s not fair to ask, frankly.

Cleric: The reason I set all of you up with him in the first place was because it was getting far too tense. Yes, we could defeat monsters no problem. Yes, we spanked that green dragon and the horde of skeletons. But if we can’t work together without tensions boiling away in the background...we’re going to snap sooner or later.

Paladin: And you...thought THIS would help?

Cleric: Well, didn’t it? You all got what you needed, and you were all SO much easier to be around when you came back down.

Cleric: So...why can’t we share him?

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It's time for the climax of this quest. The rookie adventurer faces the toughest encounter of his career-four ravenous female adventurers, who can be persuaded to resolve their rivalries and come together in a spirit of cooperation--for the purpose of fucking him silly! Can he manage all four of them? Will he come out alive? There's only one way to find out.

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Script Link (Scriptbin)

My Unfilled Scripts and My Filled Scripts

This series is four loosely connected scripts, each featuring a different speaking character and intended for a different VA (though there’s nothing stopping you from doing multiple parts if you feel inspired). Any one script would stand by itself, so don’t feel obliged to do them in any particular order.

The exception is this part, which is an entirely optional FFFF4M script that has every character in the other four parts featured simultaneously. Again, the other scripts would work fine without this bit (and it could even be recorded as a stand-alone), I just thought it was worth taking the one-in-a-thousand chance that it would ever be realised!

Here are all of the previous parts:

Part 1: The Paladin

Part 2: The Rogue

Part 3: The Wizard

Part 4: The Cleric