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Just imagining how all the guys...and maybe some of the girls...in the office are going to be looking at you when you’re wearing that...
Well, just the thought makes me go crazy.
It doesn’t matter what anyone else is wearing. Every woman in the world is allowed to wear dresses that sexy...except you.
Well, isn’t it obvious?
(deadpan) I’m being jealous. I'm positively crazy with jealousy right now.
I mean, think about it. If I wasn’t already in a relationship with you and you showed up to the party looking THAT sexy, I’d find it hard not to hit on you.
I’m serious.
Let’s go over the evidence for why I'm NOT being stupid because of irrational jealousy, no matter how it might look, and that dress does, in fact, make you look far too sexy. Okay?
When the speaker's girlfriend is about to go to the office party, he explains to her that he can't let her go while looking so amazingly sexy in her dress, going into detail on why and how each bit of her body is just unacceptably hot. What's that? He's not actually jealous, this is just a clever roundabout way to improve her self-esteem and body confidence? Perish the thought!
Inspired by this prompt from /u/AlexIsIll
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