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I can confirm you’re right about one, and wrong about the other - but I’ll let you guess which is which 🤔😉
Oh gosh. A Russian model I most definitely am not. It’s all clever camera angles and fuckery, I can assure you. I’m actually a 5’2, “baby bombshell”, that can barely see over the counter in Starbucks IRL.
Yes. I debated that myself, but my mind went blank on all other phrases that meant little, but curvy 🤔 Probably should have just stuck with: Nah, fam, I’m short.
Well I’ll be waiting. In my ‘oh yeah’ socks.
Glad to have been of service. Maybe we should declare a season for sundress and fuck me sock combos
Then in the bathroom brushing our teeth. That's all part of the foreplay, I love foreplay.
Then you go sort out the recycling. That isn't part of the foreplay, But it's still very important
You know, I’ve been driving myself crazy trying to remember, and I can’t, for the life of me, think. They just my nasty-ass old boot socks 🤷🏼♀️
I’m going to go out on a limb and say, Target, as virtually everything that I don’t remember buying has usually come from having ‘popped in to Target for milk’
Um... is it wro.... you know, it’s hard to answer when I’m so distracted by your username. Have you tried sudocrem?
Nailed on! When the socks go on, the girl wants to get off.
You’re so welcome ;)
Making love for two whole minutes!
That song will never get old 😄
Yep. It’s Wednesday night, and you know what happens on Wednesday night...
Ha ha ha ha. I can’t believe there isn’t a better option for horny boys then ‘the sock’
That couldn’t be less true, but I love you for saying it.
Well I’d hate to put you off your stroke with my weird webbed toes and claw like nails
I feel duty bound to investigate. For science.
Maybe if you call them ‘make gentle and respectful love to a girl you are committed to’ socks, it will go over better with Mother.
Ha ha. My favorite comment of the night.
Oh thank you! Awww. Someone that finds me blurting out nonsensical phrases, charming. We should hang out.
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Now there’s a request I can easily fulfill. Stay right where you are..
Ask, and ‘the socks’ shall benevolently grant your wish Sorry it took me so long to find it for you.