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Mr Hott. Where have you been with those spankings? My ass is running wild without you.
You’re right. I thought that right after I posted it. I should have said ‘people’. I was too busy quoting Anna Scott 🤷🏼♀️
Hugh Grant and Julia Roberts. It’s a fully girly, British movie, where absolutely no one bends over and slides down their panties like that, so don’t feel too bad!
Best line ever. Luckily, my name isn’t Pandora.
But of course! What kind of girl would I be if I hadn’t learned to balance in that position in my sluttiest heels.
I’m just hanging out for someone to say : well chosen briefs. Chicks love grey. Nice. Firm. Buttocks.
Haha. I promise my box doesn’t contain all the sins and horrors of the world.
If you loved the song ‘she’ we’re going to get along great. That’s one of my favorite songs ever.
And, thank you.
Awwww. Well I’ll remember your name u/munchpeat Get you in my DMs, boy! Edit: I’m impressed at your comment-quote mashup skills
Ha ha. Well I’m afraid there are no horses in this post. Or hounds as a matter of fact, seeing as it’s set in space.
You’re making me hungry. Fancy a snack?
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It was a Notting Hill reference, but good spot!