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![Rumor has it good little English girls taste like strawberries and creamy. Who wants some a[f]ternoon tea? image](https://enm-prod-tns.sfo3.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/990683abac94ed33d5207c06e7e55bd2-md.jpg)
I’m a soft & sweet southern girl. My warm scones can’t handle the frozen north.
Elevenses might just be my favorite time of day for giving in to temptation and spreading
Bring your cucumber over so we can slide it between my slices. Can’t have afternoon tea without a nice firm cucumber sandwich
So many disbelievers! You saying Devon girls can’t be thick and creamy?
I’ve been waiting for someone to say that! Can’t believe it took so long. I am English, the default language setting on my phone is not.
I’m reliably informed by my good lady grandmother that scone should rhyme with gone and ma’am with jam.
Let me just slide my hand into my panties and see if I feel real ;)
Damnit! Wait.... no there was definitely a Duracell bunny. I’m sure of it. A pink one. Unless I’ve pickled my mind with pims again.
Ha ha. I’m going to blow open my own charade now and confess that I don’t like tea 🤠I’m a coffee girl. The caffeine makes me go like a little Duracell Bunny
I so want to make a joke about spotted dick right now, but I’m afraid anything I say related to that might make me sound like a health hazard
It’s not some bizarre ruse. My phone is set to US language because I lived there when I bought it. I’m not sure why I would lie about my nationality 🤔 How about I call you a wanker? Would that prove it? 😉
Oh hello. A challenge has been laid down. You’re on..
Shall I be cheesy now and say that hard English men are good to cum by?
Well aren’t you a charmer! I would have responded sooner, but I was asleep, on account of the fact that I’m in another time zone.
I could fully geek out on you now about the reason cream should be first, but as I’m a cat that just loves cream, wherever you spread it, I’ll let you slide ;)
Controversial topic is the perfect place for the cream. Maybe we should try it both ways and report which is the better experience
Cream comes first. It’s the Devon way. Once you’ve got that cream going good, the jam just slides right on top.
Ha ha. If you’re not loving the cucumber, somebody is doing it wrong.
I’m so tempted right now to say yeah, it’s me, Emily. Sorry Emily 😄
You know it! The real thick and sweet kind
I’m good at being bad for the right men
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Great username