NSFW because people are sensitive and mushrooms are scary.

Took .5 grams of penis envy this last Sunday morning at 6am for a 6:30am tee time. First hole was a little rough with a double bogey, but the magic kicked in while on the 1st green and shot par 2-7 and 9, and birdied 8, for a final front 9 of 37 ( 1).

I’m a 13.8 handicap btw

Didn’t play as good on the back 9 and shot a 42 ( 6). 10 was a blow up hole and the shrooms started to wear off around 14/15 but my swing was feeling smooth and I was just so incredibly happy and grateful to be outside and with my buddies on a Sunday morning.

Psilocybin truly helped me get out of my head. One of my favorite things about this strain (penis envy) is that it removes whatever self doubt I have in myself and I’m genuinely happy and living in that moment. I didn’t overthink about my grip / hand placement, I didn’t think about what % I needed to hit my club at to get to whatever distance the pin / target was (let’s be honest, I only know 100%) and all I “worried” about was over serenading my buddies because who gave a fuck about anything else.

Microdosing isn’t for everyone. I do it mainly for medicinal / neurological benefits, but I said yolo why not do it before golf.

12/10, highly recommend.